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@JimmyKings8 Ruto doesn't need to steal, he will win by a big margin, whether united or divided opposition. X constituency is hostile to him, but the ground is different.

BREAKING NEWS Reason why UDA MPs are saying RUTO will steal votes 1. They know Ruto will be DEFEATED 2. They think by announcing stealing of votes, their HOPELESS Supporters will regain some hope This is what we call: KICKS OF A DYING HORSE

@BCherich Don't be lied to, download and read the Finance Bill 2026 and understand it. Ignore alarmist, sensational posts. parliament.go.ke/sites/default/…

Your brother or sister in Australia sends you money to take care of your ailing mum or dad via MPESA. You smile with relief because at least medicine can be bought. At least hospital bills can be reduced. At least your parent can sleep without pain for another week.

@ntvkenya That building belongs to a local, not UDA property.

Protesters set fire to the UDA offices in Wote, over the spike in fuel prices

@lynn_ngugi1 Kenya is doing well under President Ruto, why lie?

Are we living in the same country with this man?😂😂

@C_NyaKundiH @alasirimotors Hapo ni ushago, allowed.

Hi Nyakundi, Good afternoon. We are currently travelling from Nanyuki to Nakuru and are at Wiyumiririe in vehicle KDW 635H. The driver is carrying a goat together with passengers, causing discomfort and posing health concerns, contrary to Section 100 of the Traffic Act (Cap 403). Despite raising concerns, the driver remains unapologetic. Kindly intervene.

@KenMuokatene @NytoP2PMwangi You right very good English.

There is a saying that most transport drivers are the dumbest humans who were last in there classes. So to accommodate them on our roads the transport ministry came up with new ideas like putting up signs with cows drawings, children, animals, bending roads, steep clumping and stop signs because those dimwits couldn't read and understand anything else but signs. 🤣🤣

Traffic is building up along the Gilgil-Nyahururu Road after two lorries got stuck at Gilgil Pembroke. Those familiar with the area know the road is very narrow because of the railway bridge overhead. Large vehicles must take turns giving way, but these two truck drivers clearly had no patience!!!

A beautiful late win @ManUtd congrats #GGMU

@ItsKaizerchief Sasa afande anajua ako na kanyama ya Familia anaoitia butchery, anatoa karatasi ya smokie? Kwanza hiyo karatasi ya ni sturdy kama noti haijashikwa na wengi.

@ktorott Sikua na option mzee

Nakumbuka buana that evening nikiwa nimesindikiza mrembo after amenitembelea huko kanairo from Coast. Sasa nilikua nasindikiza yeye aingie SGR hapo Railways. So hapo after hiyo footbridge ukitoka industrial area nikampiga kigoodbye hug hatari... Vile Tu namwachilia hivi nikaskia kujeniii hivyo Tu si mnapendanaa, hamtuhurumii Sisi singles, mnatuonyesha Tu tabia mbaya hapa in the public....tulionyeshwa Tu huko towards reception. Kupiga hesabu za haraka nikakumbuka dem amebook train na sio babake anaendesha....nilishika huyo polisi mkono nilikua na karatasi za Smokie kwa mfuko( I really don't love littering) nilikua nimezikunja vizuriiii nikamfinyia kwa mkono Ile design ya traffic police. Jamaa aliweka direct kwa mfuko juu tulikua almost kwa reception na ni kama aliona wenzake watarealise alafu akatuambia " sasa mnaona hapa, mkifika next time mnaniulizia tu mtakua directed" Akatuambia mfike poa. Nilitoka hapo haraka nikidrag msichana ya wenyewe ni kama nimemuibaa Hadi kwa terminus. Sikumwambia kitu nikachomoka mbio nilisimamia huko OTC just in case anajaribu kunifuataa ....mrembo nilimwambia story after nimefika kwa nyumba. Sijawahipita hiyo njia tena .

@Young_Pharmacie It's made illegal to sell items outside the market areas within a given radius. Some leaders are inciting the traders not to use the structures so that they can talk about "white elephants"

Yet another mega empty market: Githurai 45 market. Someone said, 'If you want to hide gold in Africa, put it in a library; no one will notice it.' I see Sakaja Johnson building more markets. How about doing a study to learn why these markets are not attracting traders? It may be due to a simple reason, like the multilevel design after years of using singlelevel markets, Kenyans may not trust a market that resembles a shopping mall. A socioeconomic impact assessment is key to such projects

@KaberiaCommoner Huyo si McOure?

This is 1982, a young, sharp Paul Muite stands in court. He is defending the powerful Duke of Kabeteshire, Charles Njonjo, who faces allegations of plotting a coup against President Daniel Moi. In this era of high-stakes politics, Muite established himself as a brilliant legal mind amidst a tense national atmosphere. Forty-two years later, the scene shifts. An aged, seasoned Muite now represents Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua in a historic impeachment case. These two moments serve as powerful bookends to a long career. While the faces of power change and political tides shift, Muite remains a constant figure, navigating the complex intersection of law and Kenyan leadership across four decades.

@KenyanSays In Kabarnet District hospital, then, when someone dies, the privacy screens are all drawn and the attendants move the body, it was a very solemn moment. The screens are opened after the family members have left. There were no ready made coffins. They made after death.

There is a problem in Kakamega County: residents visiting the county hospital say mortuary attendants casually move around with stretchers carrying dead bodies, scaring other patients.

@AwasiFinest @polo_kimanii Eh, Airtel Money to Mpesa is cheaper than Mpesa to Mpesa. Airtel Money to Airtel Money is free. Mpesa to Airtel Money is same charge as Mpesa to Mpesa.

Like I thought of you receive money from from a safaricom line tu Airtel line you must have that code in oder for the mpesa guy... To give you that amount.. But it's ok everything has to come to competition but safaricom me when it comes to data airtel is my best choice I only use safaricom for money transfer only calls and the rest safaricom

Safaricom has intentionally made it impossible to send money to Airtel money from Mpesa. I wonder what the Competition Authority of kenya has to say about this

@polo_kimanii Mine rejects sending amounts 10k and above, so I have to split. I spend my money from Airtel Money, not MPESA.

@davidmakali1 @Safaricom_Care Move slowly to @AIRTEL_KE, they're good, both data and calls. I'm on unliminet 2000, I get 24GB, 1200mins across network and crazy 10000sms monthly. Resources get rolled over when you renew within 3 days of expiry. Airtel Money rates are cheaper than Mpesa, even to Mpesa

Dear @Safaricom_Care: If someone is on postpaid package and they fail to renew or pay on time, you disconnect your service. They can't use data or make calls. If they don't renew for successive months, you still bill them for the postpaid service they didn't use except receive calls. Why require them to pay for the airtime and data bundles they did not use when YOU had disconnected your service - without availing the same resources to them upon reconnection? Isn't this fraudulent, oppressive and unethical business? Cc @CA_Kenya

Im yet to see any leadership qualities in Pauline Njoroge. I dont see any leadership ability in Babu. I see nothing statesman-like in Sifuna. No visionary traits in Riggy G. Nothing lionhearted in Kalonzo. Zero charisma in Maraga. Nothing formidable in Matiangi. Nothing likeable in Karua. I see no leaders. None. No alternatives. None in policy or none person. And that is why Ruto will win in 2027.

@gabrieloguda He will print more money so that he won't have to tax Kenyans. How smart?

Rigathi Gachagua: "When I become president, I'll save Kenyans money by removing all taxes from their payslips." Also Rigathi Gachagua: "I'm asking the court to award me Sh16.5B compensation - that I would've earned as Deputy President upto 2027."

@mutethia_karuma @ivymuthe Ruto asione hii 😂

@ivymuthe Expect anything from people who practice open defecation😂😂

Nigerians, please tell us why you pack water in plastic bags instead of bottles and groundnuts in bottles.

@PotterHead254 @cessy_mburu @beth_kasinga Unanuka jasho wewe. Kuoga ni daily. Unakaaje Bila kuoga?

@cessy_mburu @beth_kasinga The whole of Feb I wasn't home and even made sure no one can trace me pale. Nililetewa bill ya 700 bado. Let's just say huyo agent and caretaker respect me now. Some people react to violence. After that, bill is now 200/300 coz naoga once every 2 days coz I work from home

I noticed my monthly water bills were unusually high even when I wasn’t home so I started accompanying our estate management during the meters reading and suddenly my monthly consumption has gone from 18 units to 5 units! Mikora iko corner zote hii nchi.

@iMuthoni_ Plucking the numbers from the air?

Your president ametumia 86,000,000,000 Kshs since he took office in 2022 but public discourse will be about who cheated and who is sleeping with who