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@lilylunat8 what the F 🥵

just wanted to say hello to you 🥹✨

@lilylunat8 Oh, my gosh baby

embracing all the cozy, gentle vibes today ✨

@hanasaitohere i could make it fatter

is it big enough?

@beauty_loverm i don’t even see how it’s fair that a woman can look like this

DAFNE KEEN WOAH

@benwehrman cool now make a version i can send to a woman lol

@lilylunat8 can you not

simply chilling 🌸✨

@ilovekyliee baby; literally - *GULP*

Shaped like a very small P

@prettyygwen you heard right

Heard you like ass

@SEATTLESUBMISS how about you remove your watermark from a pic you stole from the front page of reddit

Today on the nature channel: my Rainier and a great blue heron 🐟

@Lammyisback So you have poor social skills. Got it.

One autistic superpower is unintentionally charming others; people think you’re dropping hints or flirting, when in reality, you’re just being literal. For example: I might stare at someone’s mouth not because I want to kiss them, but because I’m lip-reading to make sure I’m hearing correctly. Or when I say, "What beautiful hair" or "Your hands are beautiful" I’m not flirting; I’m just saying exactly what I think. Believe me, I don’t know how to flirt. If I actually try to flirt, it never works

@bennyjohnson one drone would kill every single person in this video dead, or bomb.

I want every foreigner visiting America for the World Cup to realize this is 100% legal. And every town in the USA is filled with patriots who have armories like this. Every block, actually. This is why we will never be conquered and are awesome 🇺🇸

@jeremyct 300k is an average annual wage on the west coast. one year of work.

My friend’s boomer dad sold the lake house last year. The one they grew up in every summer. The one my friend has a tattoo inspired by. The one with the dock they built together with their grandfather’s tools that are now also gone. Sold it without telling anyone. My friend found out when a stranger posted a photo of it on Instagram with a renovation reveal. New owners painted it white. Took the dock out. Put up a privacy fence. His dad said he needed the liquidity. Made $340,000 on a property he paid $48,000 for in 1991. Didn’t offer my friend a dollar of it. Said the market was right and it made financial sense. My friend is 34. Still renting. Watched $340,000 in potential generational wealth get converted into his dad’s retirement fund. The lake house wasn’t just a house. It was the closest thing they had to something being passed down. Now it’s just someone’s content

@KhananiShingan1 you: 65 pounds higher

The person you fall in love with is truly not the person you break up with. 🥲

@sethforprivacy @theonevortex I agree.

99% sure BIP 110/“Knots vs Core” has been a masterfully orchestrated and effective psyop. They essentially derailed nearly all productive discourse for almost two years, dramatically fractured the community, burned out many developers, and stalled future positive improvements indefinitely (if not forever). All while realistically meaning nothing, BIP 110 having no chance of activation, and all actual attempts to filter any spam failed completely and were always a non-starter. You’re not convincing anybody here to change their mind, and every engagement you give them only further boosts their reach and effectiveness. There’s a tactical reason I haven’t engaged in that conversation for over a year — there’s no point, and my voice wasn’t making a difference.

@dear_kxtie what’s the deal with this fish faced makeup salesgirl thinking she looks not like a thai lady boy?

@mikealfred dude shut the fuck up.

@schiz04renic hahahahhahahahahhaha get wrecked, cattle

the worst kind of person is the passive-aggressive one who pretends to be nice. You’re actually an asshole and a coward.

@schiz04renic L take

the male loneliness epidemic is men refusing to be accountable for how trash they treat people

@iamanjeun could someone ban this spammer??? reported.

@xansnds this is the worse advice i’ve ever heard

The girl you absolutely cannot take your eyes off of when you’re out is the one you need to go up to the most If you cannot take your eyes off of her or feel a level of feral attraction, it’s there for a reason. I can’t think of a time where that attraction wasn’t reciprocated. Literally every time it’s gone amazing. Trust your instincts there, there for a reason, and if your instincts are telling you to go up to a girl, listen to them. That might just be your next girlfriend or wife.