Sir Lord Mayor

This time last month Pastor EA Adeboye lay his hand on me ... Behold the old me was dead and buried immediately I felt it .

I wonder how this would work because both the police and POS operators don’t know what 200 meters is.

This app has really been a mad house, for those who have been here since 2019 😭😭😭😭

Whats the correlation between the baby and you?

This guy didn’t even flinch… and the plane is roaring loud

🚨 Florentino Pérez: “The enemies inside the club who leak things? Leave them to me, I take care of them… TRUST ME”.

Mourinho will begin his press conference with you.

I still believe this person was trying NOT to save their kid

if na garri issac newton and albert einstein dey drink for school, you think say dem for know book?

DNA is scary. There's a case of a woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it turned out he wasn't the father. She insisted that he was the father, so they repeated the test several times, but it kept giving the same result. Later on, he discovered that according to the DNA results, he wasn't the baby's father but its uncle, which didn't make sense because he was an only child. After more exhaustive tests, they discovered that the husband was actually a chimera, which means he had absorbed his twin in the uterus and carried two sets of DNA. So basically the baby was biologically the child of his twin brother, even though he was the father.

LMAOOOOOOOOO

My curtains seeing me wash the bed sheets every week

If you meet a girl and ask for her name, don’t tell her yours immediately. Let her ask. If she doesn’t care enough to ask your name back, she’s probably not interested. Keep it moving.

When Obama visited China, he was forced to exit off the “ass” of Air Force One because they didn’t even get stairs for him. Trump just got a red carpet hero’s welcome with 300 students waving flags and chanting. It feels good to be respected on the world stage again 🇺🇸

On my way to Beijing in Air Force One

Lockdown immediately

Over 400 Starlink devices used by Boko Haram and ISWAP insurgents have been intercepted and seized by troops. 400! It makes you wonder how insurgents are getting a stable internet connection. Well, there you have it.

She had him FIRED over this. He was working a second job as the overnight gym attendant to help support his two little girls. I talked to him, called the gym, got him his job back, and helped pay off some of his bills for him. More important she was BANNED from the gym!

What’s your take on men peeing by the roadside?

You expect Dangote and Otedola to look like this