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Years later and this shit is still hilarious😭

mbappe after he sees that bellingham story

never getting old

Colonial addicts don't understand why Spain and Portugal went off to rape half the planet in the 1500s. It's because (in all honesty) they were not nearly as economically self-sufficient as Ming dynasty China was. The same was also true for Songhai, which was as big as Western Europe. They didn't rush off to colonize Portugal because--they didn't need to. Oyo Kingdom? Same. Benin? Same. Europe only became as huge as it did because of international piracy, and Europeans became pirates because they didn't have shit beforehand.

You know ppl are steaming because they can't blame this on anti semitism.

did i just watch 57 laps only for the car to say fuck you and finish 6th?

Klopp beat them at OT with rhys Williams and Nat phillips i don’t wanna hear about ‘injuries’

Things happen to Ferrari drivers that you literally wouldn’t believe unless you saw it with your own eyes

I hope him and Robbo don't sign NDAs. I want a tell-all interview once they are out of Anfield. #lfc

charles: what if we try fighting for the win? ferrari: what if we don't ❤️

said he should go after psv game to his son on camera then suddenly decided or was told to focus on salah as the issue and ignore the trophies hes helped win for the club & stop backing him now 17 defeats later and over a year of dross hes telling fans to ignore that and focus on the 1 trophies hes won for the club & back him mad how the owners & laptop nerds at the club have their own mouthpiece to set the agenda to their customers #lfc

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Gerrard vs Carragher tells you about the world we live in. Gerrard worked behind the scene without PR to resolve an escalating situation between the club and Salah. Carragher worked on every platform (Sky, Overlap, Telegraph) to feed the frenzy, divide and get cheap attention.

Mohamed Salah’s message to everyone at the club: “I remember when I came here first, I think nobody was working before training. I’m not saying nobody was working but Millie, Adam, and Sadio were working after training, if I’m mistaken please forgive me for that… but I came I want to work before training, I want to work after training. I want to work all the time and then they [the players] also work before training. This is the thing that always makes me happy. This is something that makes me so proud and something if I’m being very honest because I love this place so much, I have my best years… I really want the guys to continue like that [and work all the time]. “I always tell Dom [Szoboszlai], if you win the Premier League every year, you take nothing from me. Just like I done my thing here. But I want the guys to succeed here, I want the club to be there. And this is one of my main concerns. I spoke to a member of staff, I spoke also to guys up there, I told them when I leave, you need an example here. You need people to come early to the gym and people look at them ‘Oh he go to the gym, so I need to go.’ If that didn’t happen or doesn’t happen I think it will be tricky for this club because it’s something very very necessary. You put the standard high, like people have to come early. People have to go gym. People have to look after themselves and I don’t want that to change after I leave or anything. I just want to have that standard at the club because it’s very important for the team to keep winning things and this is one of my main concerns for me.” [@SkySportsPL]

bro be doing too much

ugly asf i’m crying

coming back from the grammarly ad to find Ghana losing by 2 goals already:

Banksy didn’t just blind the man with the flag. He gave him the confidence to stride anyway. This isn’t the usual 'patriotism makes you stupid' jab everyone keeps repeating. Look at the suit, the plinth, the imperial corridor of Waterloo Place... this is the modern power suit, the bureaucrat, CEO, politician, stepping off the very pedestal society built for him. The flag doesn’t slow him. It gives him momentum he never questions. Banksy’s point is quieter: we don’t fall because we’re blind. We fall because we’ve convinced ourselves the flag is our eyes. Every empire, every movement, every 'greater cause' started exactly like this with faceless momentum. The sculpture isn’t mocking the marcher. It’s mourning the moment he mistook the wind for wisdom.

Leeds playing Smooth Criminal after beating Michael Jackson, interim manager of Burnley, is exceptional sh*thousery 😂

The eyes when he says VAR have fucking sent me 😂😂😂😂