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Kagami is the squidward of the friend group

@fran_psyxho Your art is so cool I love it

Upper moon sakaki

@haruhiprophet This is Cicada Season?

@john_john_son67 @stats_feed Do they shit every pair of underwear every year?

@stats_feed ??? Do yall shit yourselves every year? Why wouldn’t you own it as long as any other clothes like socks or pants?

46% of Americans have owned the same pair of underwear for a year or longer.

@steven_clu25742 @tonybalogna shalom

@tonybalogna You could graciously accept Trump's offer to become part of the U.S., thereby converging our 20,000 forest firefighters with your meager 1000 forest firefighters to reduce air pollution while retaining Canada's lucrative lumber industry.

Canada was able to manage its vast forest land for a hundred years until a decade ago when it decided to become Reddit: the country

@iPad_Latino @Dmuse180765 With enough training and determination you could 100% lay a big egg. Don’t doubt yourself!!

@Dmuse180765 My egg would be small xxx

Girls is this rude or no

@rapethepoor playlist?

wtf is femcelcore

@pukesquid Wtf is “anal prolapse”

this website is extermly gay

@stealthygeek @Boogie2988 you’re not even a niche lolcow anymore you’re lowkey a mainstream lolcow now

@Boogie2988 Anyone who earnestly uses the term "lolcow" should be fed feet first into a woodchipper in front of their extended family for the good of society and the species. Take some time to rethink everything about your entire existence, and then fuck off into the sun.

Hey @stealthygeek i heard you're a pretty interesting guy. come on lolcow live with me.

@someguy589 @DYINGEXPRESSION @ItzBasin It isn’t the stock market yet it works exactly like that

@kurai256 @DYINGEXPRESSION @ItzBasin this isnt the stock market it dont work like that 😭🙏

When Destroy Lonely tried to buy the Instagram username "lonely" for $5,000

@DYINGEXPRESSION @ItzBasin if you’d sell lonely for 5k then you’re the one missing out lol

@ItzBasin Notice how this cornball screenshotting tho tryna get clout cuz he missed out

@uglydumbretard cnc = cookies n cream

@Joshhhqq if*

@konaman00 Coke Zero tastes like if you removed half flavor from normal coke, then filled that space with piss

I really dont get why ppl drink regular coke instead of diet or coke zero. Has the same taste and doesnt give u sugar crashes but no yall just wanna be fat fucks

@dsxf234161 I have the og name @rizz on this site

probably my best tweet

@andytarded @CriollanMoidcel I got e-raped in Roblox to this song one time

@CriollanMoidcel met her on the internet

@RapedbyHiruko @haruhiprophet around 2020 the default opinion was to be for it what’re you talking about

sometimes i forget if the default opinion on abortion is supposed to be for or against it

@moekaboobs I saw this flag today while driving through bc

they should segregate the internet. i am so so so tired of seeing brown opinions

@Fawf_iguess You have to grow up eventually

all those people who listened to loli in early 20s and sewerslvt evolved to listen to artists like “goreshit”

@fairyeila very nice