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Look at this lychee ice cream bar that gina brought back home for me from Cincinnati next to Penny’s head for a size comparison

Look at my mango ice cream bar next to Bernie’s head for a size comparison

Look at my Toblerone ice cream bar

this is my version of an egot

this is genuinely what i see in my dreams

Jacob Elordi attending the oscars

My bf asked me who it was and I said “I think that’s J. Balvin. Or Ricky Martin? Idk who the hell that is.” 😭😭😭

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

Always the consummate gentleman, Lamar Jackson shared his coat during our postgame chat. Thank you, @Lj_era8, for taking pity on a sideline reporter-slash-icicle. 😂

Clean sweep for the @chargers ⚡️

@tru_fru ME QUEEN

WHO WANNA PR BOXXXXXXX

BREAKING: justin herbert's x-rays came back

Just had the most beautiful Sunday ever whatever who cares

CARDS > CATS #GoCards x @forthepeople

a weighted blanket isnt enough, i need jacob elordi to lay on me

As a chicken salad connoisseur this might be the best I’ve ever had #awesome

hate when men have big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. shut the fuck up

he will be in a loving caring relationship with me instead amen