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Accidentally held someone’s hand on the T so if anyone could recommend alternative transportation methods for the next 4-6 months I’d appreciate it

sorry to over simplify but fascism is so fucking ugly

Just feel really stupid and almost embarrassed for being slightly hopeful. The bad guy almost always gets the last word in a system designed by him, for him.

Reba, not right now……

me, locking in and getting ready for unprecedented levels of screen time over the next 48 hours

Ari let him borrow some of her bronzer she don’t use anymore I see

“We paid for the abortion in cash so that there wasn't a paper trail of our Texas credit cards paying for an abortion,” says Dani Mathisen. At 20 weeks pregnant, she learned her baby girl had a lethal condition, and was forced to leave the state to get care.

Me: I’m dreading making chit chat at this birthday party Me after 2 drinks: That chit chat healed my trauma

*Thorgy voice* LOVE rug

Got a $1,000 rug for $300 so u truly cannot tell me shit until further notice

@genevieveew We bemoan this nonsense every year and I’m glad wemre on the right side of history

I DON’T WANT TO SEE CHRISTMAS STUFF RIGHT AWAY. THANKSGIVING IS FIRST. LET’S LUXURIATE IN FALL FOR A SECOND. WINTER IS LONG ENOUGH WITHOUT ALSO AUTUMN

@jesseroni The world better watch out before then tho bc i know you before a vacation 🗣️

Studio apartments in NYC always been fascinating to me . Cuz people beds be near the canola oil

I hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re babs from chicken run 🧶🍗

What

@cmuchata Is this your annual skeleton costume

Making fun of someone’s disability because they’re voting for Trump says so much to those who have a disability but aren’t voting for Trump. But glad you got to be funny for clicks.

Haven’t been listening to any podcasts about the election so my anxiety has shifted to my job!!!!!! It’s fun out here

does the eras tour ever end or is it like those cirque du soleil shows

@bp_hamm Great contextual question no, poop from someone else’s butt and someone else’s toothy food

@kvpl024 are we talking our own shit and our own toothy food

What’s grosser, generally speaking: