Keith Walewski

@stanine Wait, what happened?

My evening indulgence after a very crazy day. 😅

@TaraTeich @tommycollison What about when you right something out by hand and try to Cmd + Z it? Happens weekly

@tommycollison You know you’ve reached next level when you try to do that on a paper book (I am guilty of this)!

I was reading something just now, on Kindle, and didn’t understand a word (“gadfly,” used metaphorically). I pressed my finger on the word, and a definition popped up (“an annoying person, esp. one who provokes others into action by criticism”) Absolute magic.

@nicolecasperson Show me your plan.

terrify a fintech founder in 5 words or less👇🏽

@gabhubert Stahhhhhhhp

It's taken this long because you know I have frens from Stripe here but hyperlinks are sometimes just a superior experience for your readership over plain text footnotes. There I said it.

@joshuaackerman You still have an alarm clock?

im always confused when youtubers say “go smash the like button!” the only button i ever want to smash is the snooze on my alarm clock

@stevehind Very curious to hear the synopsis of the mental debate that probably ended somewhere along the lines of “meh, f*ck it. It’s Thursday”

Classic Thursday night question: Do I bust open a bottle of wine, or try to book a relatively healthier day and hold off the drinking for the weekend.

This is also called “how to successfully finagle through a startup for $1,000, Alex”

@getevolved1925 I'm having a fraud issue, can SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER YOUR PHONE

@stevehind I’m buying that book

Request: an account called @whatdoesthisshitevenmean that just tweets “what does this shit even mean” above dumb ass thought bubbles from VC thought leaders.

Not moving to Miami. But this city still baffles me.

@jkakar And 8 beer drank, so it all works out 💪

OH: The great thing about beer debts, is they don't cancel each other out. If I owe you a beer, and you owe me a beer, that's a total two beers owed, not zero.

@stevehind Welcome to America in 2020. You must be new here?

What a spectacular failure of leadership, communications, public literacy and common sense.

Any Node / sequelize experts out there? FFS I’ve been supplying a dialect for 3 days yet “version 4.0.0 requires a dialect”. I now understand why engineers keep whiskey on their desks.

@stevehind Why solve the hard problems of homelessness, mental illness, and needles on my sidewalk when you can make life more difficult for restaurant owners? 🤷‍♂️

San Francisco city government is a constant exercise in finding the dumbest non solutions to the least pressing problems facing the city. Layer after layer of dumb, compounded on each other into a tight mass. The sandstone of dumb.

THERE’S A JOE IN WHITE HOUSE, THERE’S A JOE IN WHITE HOUSE, THERE’S A JOE IN WHITE HOUSE

“fluff for uncertainty” will be my favorite new hand-wavey professional napkin math

@stevehind You made the right decision.

Ignore Slack for an afternoon to work, and:

@paulg If you only have your record (not great) and the word of close confidants (either in jail, fired, or quit, in that order), it’s not really a question. Swing for the fences and hope the tax courts shows mercy.

Hypothesis: Trump's extreme behavior lately is because he's frightened. The election is only a little more than a month away, and he can see that there is a really good chance he'll lose.

@TaraTeich Yes! Will DM!

@kwalew Ha, sure! Are you still in SF area?

More cleaning. Don’t think I still need these.