⌬ Kenny Sharp ⌬👨🏻‍🔬🐟📊🇨🇦

Thought @realDonaldTrump was a crazy idiot with bad ideas but he has his own Trumpcopter and I'm trying to catch fruit flies with a vacuum.

@StephenMackayD8 best news

The rumours are true! I am officially an unofficial candidate for municipal council! Check out my website for information about me, my views & values and to see what I've been up to around our city. stephenmackay.ca

@AmyKeirstead @KRHornberger first thing they warned me about in burford lab was condensing O2 in the traps

@KRHornberger Not “big” but I mistakenly made liq O2 during a freeze pump thaw cycle in the dark. Exploded, huge boom, someone called in an explosion in the Chem lab, EMS came. Got to have glass picked out of my face. That was during my post-doc… fortunately I’ve always worn my goggles.

My son texted me a bit upset this morning because he broke a beaker in his high school chemistry lab and brother can all we chemists tell him some stories What’s the biggest / most expensive piece of glassware you’ve ever broken?

@Seebo429 but that’s not how you vehicle

Vehicle accident

3000 customers without power in north end Halifax -7°C Winds 6km/hr from the northwest

@Timinator Many came up and down High Street

At least six Halifax police vehicles, sirens blaring, just ripped up Novalea and went left onto Duffus.

Hey. It's been a while. I still exist. I'm doing better than ever. I'm still sciencing, still raising my kids, still running far and fast, and still dancing in the kitchen. I don't think I'm coming back. Life's just better without twitter drama. Just felt like saying hi. 👋🏻

worst month ever

@Girrl_Friday Hell I'd take 1 doc

OMG finally this scaled up. 🙄

@SuperScienceGrl @bedcatalysis @awhspeed Agree with you both. I manage well enough in Teams. OneDrive kills me.

@bedcatalysis @awhspeed I don't mind Teams, but I'd be happy to see OneDrive in hell. Any time I change/remove any file paths programmatically, it goes "oh! You can't possibly have meant to do that. Here, I'll restore it for you".

OneDrive is just a dreadful dreadful piece of software. So is Teams FWIW.

@JarvisGoogoo gorgeous

@Timinator @sassypants81 oh god that’s horrible 🥺

@sassypants81 Oops. I was with a friend who was on the receiving end of one of these once. My friend had not wanted the separation and was heartbroken about it, and then his ex accidentally sent him a text message meant for her new bf. It was a bad scene.

@GoodMorningHFX Damn you got some skills 🤩

bet you I can disassemble an Agilent G1311 pump head with my eyes closed in under 3 minutes.

@ndchiappini May I ask who?

@ndchiappini They have a phenomenal catalogue of fatty acid standards, great service, and in my experience, unparalled purity. FWIW this is not a Nu-Chek Stan account, they're just amazing and I can't imagine doing my job without them.

@ndchiappini That's Nu-Chek!!!

@therilesyouknow .07!!! Even worse!

@BagPhos @RacicotLeanne @KCGOrtiz whoa I need to go sit down for a while

@RacicotLeanne @KCGOrtiz @kwasharp Pizza is an open-face quesadilla

PCBs PAHs Pesticides Plasticizers/Phthalates μPlastics PFAS/PFOA/PFOS All these contaminants in the food chain giving me fits, and it seems to me we ought to just to ban the letter P.

@GlobalGraeme Novalea is where it’s at I guess

Made some friends today but something tells me they may not be old enough for that 12er of Coors Light??