Kweenkwerke

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Kweenkwerke

Kweenkwerke

@kweenkwerke

@Nickswardson reposted my memes. Proficient in 90’s pop culture, liquor, lashes, and naps. I should update the liquor to iced coffee and the napping to jogs but

California, USA Katılım Haziran 2019
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Kweenkwerke@kweenkwerke·
Returning to the office after working from home for over a year
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erika@yeeeerika·
i love sundays. was i productive? no. was i able to relax? also no.
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shan ♡@grveyardgirl·
I love going to the movies. I love eating popcorn. I love being in my own little world for a bit.
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Ben@nebnella·
Moving to Palo Alto hits different when you didn’t invent Facebook first
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Kweenkwerke@kweenkwerke·
Sorry my house is a mess. My sister died three months ago and I haven’t dusted in a year
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Ty 💋@imtaitianaj·
I wanna say fuck this job every day but it's actually a cool job I just be wanting to lay down 😭
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Kweenkwerke@kweenkwerke·
I’d never use AI to tweet. I don’t even utilize spellcheck
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ؘ@torturedfilm·
sloan has an 18 year old daughter??!?!
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Kweenkwerke@kweenkwerke·
I only had 32 oz of coffee this morning instead of my usual 40. Day ruined
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Bellesa@bellesaco·
"are u ok?" NO i need - 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep - my back blown out - caesar salad & diet coke - $50,000 - 3 new vibrators - a deep tissue massage in that order
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Kweenkwerke@kweenkwerke·
I hate locking myself out of cups. If I had the strength to tighten it, I should be able to open it
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Benny Boy
Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
That’s what I do. I drink coffee, and I don’t know things.
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brit@britnihemmer·
sorry i can’t hang, i need to watch my shows and then go on a walk listening to podcasts recapping my shows and then go on reddit and read about my shows. booked and busy!
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Kweenkwerke@kweenkwerke·
You’ll always find me with a book tucked under my arm (while I scroll my phone).
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JP 🍍@JPLFR80·
I hate it when my 4 hour lunch break ends all of a sudden and I have to go back to work
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Kweenkwerke@kweenkwerke·
I’m old enough to remember The Jetsons and how cool I thought the video calls were… fast forward and I have never answered a FaceTime
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Kweenkwerke@kweenkwerke·
Like sex, I also love sleep, and my weekly average isn’t nearly enough
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Ben@nebnella·
$500 bounty to whoever provides info that gets me signed and moved into a place to live between San Jose and SF before Tuesday 3/24. 0br/1ba or bigger Private bathroom No cockroaches Under $2,000/mo Santa Clara Redwood City San Jose
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