Kweenkwerke

Returning to the office after working from home for over a year

i love sundays. was i productive? no. was i able to relax? also no.

I love going to the movies. I love eating popcorn. I love being in my own little world for a bit.

@nebnella ☺️

Moving to Palo Alto hits different when you didn’t invent Facebook first

Sorry my house is a mess. My sister died three months ago and I haven’t dusted in a year

I wanna say fuck this job every day but it's actually a cool job I just be wanting to lay down 😭

I’d never use AI to tweet. I don’t even utilize spellcheck

@torturedfilm I love these updates

sloan has an 18 year old daughter??!?!

Every day this week

I only had 32 oz of coffee this morning instead of my usual 40. Day ruined

"are u ok?" NO i need - 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep - my back blown out - caesar salad & diet coke - $50,000 - 3 new vibrators - a deep tissue massage in that order

I hate locking myself out of cups. If I had the strength to tighten it, I should be able to open it

That’s what I do. I drink coffee, and I don’t know things.

sorry i can’t hang, i need to watch my shows and then go on a walk listening to podcasts recapping my shows and then go on reddit and read about my shows. booked and busy!

I have a few but I’ll go with Gilmore Girls

You’ll always find me with a book tucked under my arm (while I scroll my phone).

I hate it when my 4 hour lunch break ends all of a sudden and I have to go back to work

Day 70

I’m old enough to remember The Jetsons and how cool I thought the video calls were… fast forward and I have never answered a FaceTime

Like sex, I also love sleep, and my weekly average isn’t nearly enough

@nebnella I’m just seeing this

$500 bounty to whoever provides info that gets me signed and moved into a place to live between San Jose and SF before Tuesday 3/24. 0br/1ba or bigger Private bathroom No cockroaches Under $2,000/mo Santa Clara Redwood City San Jose