korpisworld

Just wanna let everyone here know that I love you, and I love this place, and you bring so much joy and substance to my existence. My life would be empty and meaningless without you. Donut Guy: You have 9. You need 3 more.

Breaking: Someone tried to storm a political event and tripped over security equipment. America is now protected by extension chords.

If you can’t give me fake bot likes initially, I am not joining your platform.

[scrolling through TikTok] This TV show is so good!

I like to mess with myself by watching old tv series in reverse. (I hate myself)

No crowd, no crown, no borrowed creed. Just trembling truth and desperate need.

A faith that costs the soul no breath, is only culture dressed as death.

No crowd can die for me.

A person cannot hide inside a crowd and call that faith.

The mind can carry me to the ledge, but cannot consecrate the edge.

The soul steps beyond what proof can secure.

[No likes on my post] Damn you, Internet Service Provider!

Hairdresser: I have an immediate opening. *Scissor jaws go wide* Me: [gulp]

LIFE IS SUFFERING Schopenhauer: Detach Nietzsche: Dominate Kierkegaard: Dare Me: Drink

This season’s strategy appears to be “trust the process” and hope nobody asks which one.

I just mowed the yard in under two hours wearing the Crocs evo 3s.

First 249 years: progress Year 250: touching everything in the museum

Reverse mortgage feels like Uno. Just when you think you’re winning, your house hits you with a Reverse card.

I’ve got a long list of medicines to ask my doctor about based on these commercials I see. Do I have spina bifida?

*watching the London Marathon* *pausing the tv to pee and refill my snacks for the third time.*

Wet AMD sounds sexy.