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@YashRMFC Where do you even fit this dumbfuck in the squad 😂😭😭

Mbappé at LW is one of the most horrible footballers to watch ever.

@FabrizioRomano Bro is getting humbled soon

🚨 Hansi Flick when asked if he’s ready to face Mourinho: “Of course. He's a coach like everyone else”.

@anubhavomg @infodexx Abe oo gawar 😭😭😭

@infodexx I am Bihari and my height is 187 cm. Looks like I have clearly exposed your data.

Average Boys Height in India 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 Delhi — 173.6 cm 🇮🇳 Haryana — 172.1 cm 🇮🇳 Himachal Pradesh — 171.8 cm 🇮🇳 Punjab — 171.6 cm 🇮🇳 Jammu & Kashmir — 171.1 cm 🇮🇳 Rajasthan — 170.6 cm 🇮🇳 Uttarakhand — 170.4 cm 🇮🇳 Gujarat — 169.8 cm 🇮🇳 Karnataka — 169.6 cm 🇮🇳 Maharashtra — 169.6 cm 🇮🇳 Andaman & Nicobar Islands — 169.3 cm 🇮🇳 Kerala — 169.1 cm 🇮🇳 Telangana — 168.6 cm 🇮🇳 Andhra Pradesh — 168.1 cm 🇮🇳 Uttar Pradesh — 168.0 cm 🇮🇳 Lakshadweep — 168.0 cm 🇮🇳 Madhya Pradesh — 167.9 cm 🇮🇳 Tamil Nadu — 167.5 cm 🇮🇳 Sikkim — 167.4 cm 🇮🇳 Chhattisgarh — 167.1 cm 🇮🇳 West Bengal — 166.7 cm 🇮🇳 Odisha — 166.4 cm 🇮🇳 Assam — 165.7 cm 🇮🇳 Bihar — 165.5 cm 🇮🇳 Arunachal Pradesh — 164.7 cm 🇮🇳 Meghalaya — 163.4 cm 🇮🇳 India Average Height of Boys: 168.7 cm Source: NFHS-5 (2019–21), Ministry of Health & Family Welfare, Government of India.

@shubhspeaks @KP24 Not a flex bro

@KP24 They should come to India and enjoy!! 😃

28° in the UK is a heatwave. Seriously? Shut up, enjoy it and get on with it!

@GareebBaddie Where’s the video

@BarcaTimes Wtf is this dumbfuck doing lmao

📲 | Lamine on IG:

@TrollTouchline Lies

🚨🚨🗣️ | Lamine Yamal’s new girlfriend Ines Garcia on how she met Lamine: 👀🥹 “I met Lamine in the most normal way ever 😭 My card declined at a small shop and I was standing there stressed and embarrassed trying to transfer money from another account. Then this random boy beside me started laughing quietly and said, ‘At this point just let me save you’ 😭 He paid for my snacks and we started talking outside the store. He was so calm, funny and weirdly humble. Not once did he mention football, Barcelona or being famous. I genuinely thought he was just some regular cute guy with good manners. We exchanged numbers and started talking every day. He’d disappear sometimes because of ‘training’ but I still didn’t think much of it Then one day I opened TikTok and almost fainted because the same boy that was stealing fries from my plate was on my screen in a Barcelona jersey with millions of views I literally called him and said, ‘Wait… YOU are THAT Lamine?!’ And he was just laughing the whole time 😭❤️”

@chonkypod They don't have enough fund

I can't recognise my club

@narendramodi Indians following Modiji's guidelines meanwhile PM modi

@ChelseaFC Bang average

Our brilliant Brazilian. 🇧🇷

@gloriozu Cook 😭

joelho do neymar depois de duas entradas dos jogadores do haiti

@TouchlineX @sport 🤣🤣

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Fermín Lopez is in a bad mental state. He has decided to be alone in the coming days before surgery. — @sport

@theMadridZone He is gonna kick Mpaypal out 😭

🚨 BREAKING: Jose Mourinho wants FULL control at Real Madrid, ON & OFF the pitch. The coach wants to feel supported but also have the freedom to make decisions both on the pitch & inside the dressing room WITHOUT interference. Mourinho feels that it's essential to control everything around the team. He wants maximum control. @marca

@omgsidewalks Judith

@omgsidewalks @viralbiryani Fool

@viralbiryani an amazing meaning but the pronunciation 🥹

@globalwaffles Donna is coming to Madrid ❤️

Just realised Maresca might send Donna to the shadow realm considering how much he likes his GK to play with his feet 😭😭

@elonmusk What were you doing with Epstein?

Where are the aliens? This is one of the most fundamental questions.

@TheRMFC @MadridXtra @MarioCortegana This idiot needs to go. Absolutely zero maturity

@MadridXtra @MarioCortegana Why not let Carvajal stay for one more season it breaks my heart to see him go like this 💔😭

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid are searching for a RB. He would preferably be Trent’s backup and with a good price. @MarioCortegana

@arbeIoas Get Arbeola, and ship mbappe outta my club

@ErviRMA Legend in my books

"I decide who plays and who doesn't. If a player doesn't like it, HE CAN WAIT FOR THE NEXT COACH. I do not care what their names are, it's MY decision."