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kinda love me, kinda hate me

@MibshaD that's what your skin does..

*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month* “a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.” -the medical community

@Pinboard good thing you're irrelevant and uninteresting

Dear Americans, I can't overstate the extent to which acting naturally will make you look like a simpleton in Eastern Europe. You know those sweet kids with developmental disorders who just hug everyone they meet? That's what you are with your smile to us.

@hollanovcoded i don't, i write them.

genuinely how do you read hurt no comfort fics

@Kristinartz well that's a fucking yam emoji so figure yourself out first

I need to settle a debate: Milk or butter in mashed potatoes? 🍠

@Deathblowd @rzdchxrry sleep token for paramore fans

@rzdchxrry The Warning

does anyone know any good female fronted alt bands that isnt paramore or pmb

"what's your sexuality" i had to make my own fucking flag because i'm the only one that exists

and my second favorite thing is blocking people

i think one of my favorite things is people posting something stupid without context and then getting angry when people don't read their mind

@funnelcakezzz you literally NEVER spoke those words im cackling

@kyberdog I made a post about headcanoning Lars as a Transgirl because I like girls and I like Lars and wanted to combine the two. You’re the dumb nigga who hopped on my dick with a random assumption.

Lars is just a girl with a mustache. And that’s so cute

@astrofag_ i mean it's because he's exaggerating the stupid way Rob Thomas sings

This part of the cover cracks me up, the way he says "I wanna take you for granted" is just so fucking funny😭

it’s a small whoop. it’s a small to medium whoop…

@dorothynyc89 @Sirens_Scales google docs feeds your writing to ai.

@Sirens_Scales I’m gonna be dead honest I write all my fics in Google Docs and then I just paste into AO3 and don’t change the spacing because often it would take me so long to do since most things I post are 10k-ish in length. So I’m sorry.

I am not one to complain about fics bc authors can do whateverrr they want when they’re writing for free, but I would like to humbly request one thing: Can y’all please not double space between paragraphs? I have to scroll and scroll and it makes it harder to read.

@waterbearzzz literally 😭 ship strattland if you want but don't say gracerocky shippers are misogynistic just for NOT blatantly going against cannon

@kyberdog RIGHT LIKE this is not the hill to die on, grace is literally appalled when he finds out ppl thought they were boinking it

people are so misogynistic because they would rather ship a grown ass man with an alien than a woman who SANG just for him and also make the same woman the villain of the story

@hooni_cutescars easy. i don't let people vent to me anymore. i got sick of being a therapist

What the fuck do you say to someone venting to you without sounding like a cornball

what’s the opposite of turned on im that

@iittlebittlle literally i'm so sick of headcannons being seen as truth, i really think the phm fandom is one of the worst offenders i've been a part of -- headcannons are fine but forcing them on the entire fandom just by hating is so silly

@kyberdog recognition in grace, like i said i have too and like to think he is aspec as well, but it's weird to get mad at people who don't agree when it's literally all headcanons

uhh just wanna throw this out there but as an aroace person myself, i hope you guys know it actually isn't wrong or aphobic if someone doesn't think grace is aroace. it's a headcanon like everything else and people aren't bad if they don't personally feel the same. that's all.

@Huntervenslit literally the chemical boost my brain gets afterward is just impossible to get somewhere else with something as easy