kyle 𐂯 public enemy no.1

no officer i'm not shoplifting that bump in my jeans is my 10 inch penis

i love saying my dick is hard when i don't even have one like yeah im spiritually bricked what about it

just let me talk to my oomfs man im done

what the fuck happened to my dms bro why is it showing me black screen

hes like a son to me. i love you rock lee

Having to accept someone you genuinely cared deeply about did not gaf about you is like Ok

reposts should be in a separate section on our profiles

When random people would ask me if I topped or bottomed in 7th grade

When I do a Google search for a character I'm hyped about and it suggests "death"

WHO decided to dedicate a month to jojo's bizarre adventure 😭

Do you ever notice how things are tacky until upper class people do it? Thrifting is so popular now and it’s funny because wearing second hand clothes was so frowned upon when I was growing up…

Vagina, meet penis. 😎

when im slandering my faves bc im bored af but ppl who actually hate them show up to the party

Stay up until 4 am Saturday Wake up 7 pm Sunday Commit suicide

knew from a young age i was weird and off putting and unloveable

being a teenager in an adult dominated fandom

how it feels to be angry as an unserious person