Kyle Jordon Grainger

32 not out. ⚽️💚

Since the start of last season, Bruno Fernandes ranks TOP in the Premier League for: 🥇 Shot-creating actions (233) 🥇 Key passes (127) 🥇 Through balls (37) 🥇 Big chances created (34) 🥇 xA (18) 🥇 Chances created in a single game (9) “He's a creative machine.” - Kevin De Bruyne. 🪄

@centredevils @lauriewhitwell NEXT ➡️

🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: #mufc have offered players in part-exchange for Rasmus Hojlund during talks with Atalanta — but the Italian club are insisting on a cash payment. Atalanta have placed a £85.5m price on the 20-year-old’s head. [@lauriewhitwell]

@Maxa1fan0 @RawPornMoments 😍

I was convinced Raphael Varane was taking the 4️⃣, freeing up the 1️⃣9️⃣ for Mount. £60m price tag, £200k-a-week and inheriting United’s most iconic number… No pressure, Mason… 😅

@UnitedStandMUFC Absolutely awful PR from @ManUtd as always. Buzzing to have him in the squad but this Immediately pits the fans against him, he is not an electrifying united no7 and never will be that type of player, silly.

7️⃣ BREAKING: Mason Mount will wear no.7 for #mufc!

@Bestmate4U @CalumJamesLewis

@James_Reed_89 @StoolFootball @Maxa1fan0 Tickled me that @James_Reed_89

@StoolFootball That you @Maxa1fan0 ?

My mans got that Craig Bellamy build 💀 twitter.com/MP24MP42/statu…

Netherlands need 2 goals and they bring on Weghorst😭

@nocontextfooty @Liam_Wizard

@jgreenstock7 So negative. If it was Saka it would be “ohhh star boy 🤩" 🫠

@shitlondonguinn 🤢

drop in for the most putrid pint you’ve ever seen in your life

Gotta love him

@England @JackGrealish @PhilFoden @James_Reed_89

So good from @JackGrealish and @PhilFoden 👌 Just watch until the end, though! 😅

@jamesleighfield This cringes me out BUT I do think the party spirit should build with each goal, WC every 4 years and we’re not used to seeing an attacking England. Let’s av ittt 🦁

Box park (insert equivalent) is so cringe...

@UnitedStandMUFC Is that a legit Question?

Frenkie De Jong or Jude Bellingham? #Mufc

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@ladbible @James_Reed_89

🔔 | Man goes under brutal three-month leg-lengthening process to gain 3 inches ladbible.com/news/man-has-t…

@James_Reed_89 @Hallybhoy11 @Liam_Wizard @Maxa1fan0 @tompage09 @CalumJamesLewis San Marino 😂

@Hallybhoy11 @Liam_Wizard @Maxa1fan0 @tompage09 @kyle_jordon91 @CalumJamesLewis

Been in tears at these!!!