Kyle McKeever

Hear me out: A bathroom hand dryer, but it dries hands.

@alloveranthony Congrats!!!

“Well, I got it.” - Valerie Cherish Today is Matt and I’s two year anniversary AND we just signed a lease on our first apartment together. Meet us by the pool!😍

@alloveranthony Looks like a cute smiley face

Perfecting the espresso martini 🤤

@alloveranthony 👀

This one is about to create chaos 💧 Wordle 228 2/6 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@alloveranthony Dreams do come true 💫

Tonight someone called Matt and I a “tiktok couple.” 😂😂😂

@charley_koontz 🙌🙌🙌

I said, "I'm over COVID". I said, "I just want to act again." I said, "I need an adventure." The Universe said, "3 weeks in Terlingua, TX in July." That'll do it! Leave next week! This flick is gonna be a wild ride!

Earthquake

@ChrissySh Oat-M-G

I think we could have done better here.

Thinking of so many today. ❤️

@alloveranthony Those who live in glass houses...

I need an app that denies someone trying to send me a meme, post or video I’ve already seen. I don’t know how many “❤️” or “LOL” I have left in me.

@alloveranthony Anthony no

Not me watching “Night Stalker” alone 😭 😦

@KyleGallner I bet he was talking about Zac C

LOL

@charley_koontz @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris You ARE a nice time! ❤️

I'm crying mostly because nice things are happening to nice people and I'm watching everyone have such a nice time. It gives me hope that I too might have a nice time someday. Thanks @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris

Is the fly dead ?

@sunkrishbala @charley_koontz Hahaha

@charley_koontz And now, I will.

When I was a kid I was in the car when my dad pulled in to a gas station and said to an attendant, "Yo, Chief. Where's the can?" And I think about that about once a day.

They are fucking cartoons.

@sunkrishbala Fucking horrible

@meme_queen199 T?

Heard around Los Angeles today as stay-at-home was extended 3 months ❤️