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@Richie75dek @Lord_Sugar I don’t think @Lord_Sugar would appreciate that- I’m a scarecrow and applied to be on the Apprentice- they asked why I should be on the show- I told them that out off all the scarecrows I know - I am outstanding in my field- never heard back.

@Lord_Sugar Get a heron statue, Model Will keep the other away Worked for my dad when he had the same problem

Anyone got any ideas how I can keep the Heron from killing and eating the fish in my garden pond. I have now put a net over it which is very ugly. Heron's are a protected species so all I can do is find a way to scare them off.

Lower energy bills for people near wind turbines considered bbc.in/3JDUhL3

Barmouth sex shop bid rejected by Gwynedd Council bit.ly/3Cyhf3d

How hard will it be to defend Ukraine from Russian invasion? bit.ly/3vlPysO

Kevin Feige Has New Mortal Enemy According To The Internet dlvr.it/SC8ZFZ

On my run this morning, someone moved over to let me pass, I couldn't decide whether to say "Thanks" or "Cheers" to them so my brain decided to say "Theers" and now I can't ever go out running again in case I see them! 🙈 #TrueStory

@GradyHooper_ Why’s it on Twitter

Come on Pickford!! Bring it home

Amazing how much information you can get in a pub sign

Holy schnikes twitter.com/Extremevidsher…

@emh_cic @piersmorgan You peanut. Not once do you mention mental ill health in your Twitter account- you give advise on how to “improve” your mental health- or is this your “first aid” response in avoiding becoming mentally ill. Money scammer.

@piersmorgan Don't you mean mental Ill health...we ALL have Mental health @piersmorgan maybe educate yourself a little..and take a bit responsibility for when you have a negative impact on someone's mental health.

UPDATE: Nobody is allowed to criticise me again because of my mental health.

@LaEs75 @tizianalauria88 @dls29411 @SDEBDD @RikkiQuinlan @IndreMast Looks great! Good luck for tonight 👨‍🍳

Team County and Waterloo are ready to welcome back our amazing guests in our restaurants 💪🏻. Reorientation meeting ✅ Cook off ✅ @tizianalauria88 @dls29411 @SDEBDD @RikkiQuinlan @IndreMast

@SDEBDD @premierinn @WeAreSUGM @hubhotels Merry Purple Crimbo!

Merry Christmas and thank you to all of our teams working across the UK today, DESPITE EVERYTHING, to give our guests the best possible hotel stay or Xmas Lunch. You are what makes Whitbread special. Every one of you = #legends @premierinn @WeAreSUGM @hubhotels

Kids never grow up- nor do you- especially when at the end of the Crimbo day- you reflect back on the day and can only describe them as bundles of love.

@SDEBDD @premierinn @WeAreSUGM @hubhotels Merry Purple Crimbo!

Christmas week 🎄 Rain in the forecast for the first half of the week but then getting drier, brighter and colder from the north. Simon King has all the details ⬇️

Labour chief whip demands apology from Jeremy Corbyn for saying scale of anti-Semitism in the party had been "overstated" bbc.in/339Ttu5

@KavosYT Wow- yeah went down - actually watching one of your old ones- freaky coincidence as picked my phone up as soon as it went down and seen your tweet

YouTube down?

If he wins Arizona, POTUS should declare victory as he already won Alaska, Georgia, Pennsylvania, & North Carolina despite Fox not calling it per the Murdoch coup guidance. @realDonaldTrump 🇺🇸