Kyle Rackers

“Your password is ab to expire” Read the room portal guard, so am I

call me old-fashioned but I don’t think a parking lot speed bump should uproot and relocate my entire life when I drive over it at half a mile an hour

Who knew Stimmy Saturday would make me miss Black Friday

Imagine............caring 🤣🤣

bro we have been waiting almost a month for Best Buy to drop PS5s again and I was just searching “ps5 Best Buy” to see if there were any rumors or anything and I got this notification while looking through the tweets 🤣🤣😭😭

I’m just really happy it’s not more cold rain

So what if I fall in love with at least one customer per shift I can’t help that so many pretty girls come up to my counter dude

Ya no go ahead take your mask off and LICK your fingers to count the money you’re ab to hand me YA NO THATS GREAT THANK YOU PLEASE AGAIN

“You knew what you were getting into this semester” actually i hardly know what I’m getting into any semester let alone this god awful one but thanks

holiday season retail working college students during a pandemic how r we

@BadUafs Agreed

@kyle_racks I'm not ungrateful, I'm also just confused

I’m failing to understand why the PASS portion of the proposal was rejected. We are in the same (if not worse) situation that we were in last semester...if it was implemented then, why isn’t it offered now?

@jwann87 Lmfaoo don’t go jamming your foot in shoes that don’t fit smh

They still got those votes put in faster than some of my professors put my grades in tho

Oh to be at The Cowboy on Halloween with a full moon the night the clocks turn back

Let’s talk about this semester....this aggressively worse semester....

They...they were each a quart...💀

Professor: see it’s pretty straight forward right? Me:

The way a lime looks in a corona I-