Kyle Thiermann

Every time you scroll, you are on drugs.

Another drug causes users to feel jealousy, self-loathing, and leads to narcissistic disorders. While high, users often slouch their shoulders and make themselves small.

MDMA causes users to feel boundless self-love and empathy for complete strangers. While high, users often open their posture, raise both hands up, and smile.

In 2023, copywriting for creative agencies was a highlight. I wrote a lot of commercials and strategized stunts for brands. As we call in the new year, I’m calling in more of THIS. If you are a creative human that wants to collab in 2024, hit me up. I’m a pen for hire.

@NFTZCollectorZ Sara Russell betheradicalway.com

@kyle_tman looking to get deeper with my wife and ignite compassion in our relationship…..anyone in Santa Cruz you can recommend brother?

Your rejection tolerance is directly proportional to creative potential.

One day, she harvests a big chunk of honeycomb and shares it with a friend (finished commercial, landing page, funny email flow), and they say, "Sweet." —>

Copywriting is like beekeeping. When a beekeeper begins her humble pursuit, the buzzing swarm (feedback and rejection) is chaotic and threatening. —>

10 months down on our #OneYearNoBeer Challenge. 🍻

Who are the best living interviewers in the world?

Writing by Kyle Thiermann : Garish. thiermann.substack.com/p/garish?utm_s…

After taking a lil break I am stacking my next few months with podcast guests. Who do you want me to interview? Tag them in the comments with a brief explanation why.

Writing by Kyle Thiermann : Whatever Happened To Geodesic Domes? thiermann.substack.com/p/whatever-hap…

Writing by Kyle Thiermann : Bucolic. thiermann.substack.com/p/bucolic?utm_…

Writing by Kyle Thiermann : Flounce. thiermann.substack.com/p/flounce?utm_…

Apricity. Def: The warmth of the sun in winter.