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There is something about a gas station hotdog, cool ranch doritos, and a pepsi The streets are saying it’s five dollars plus tax and deposit

There needs to be a version of karaoke where instead of singing you just go up and solo dance to a song

Me when everyone is in compliance with the Protocol vs. Me when someone is in breach of the Protocol

There is nothing like the thrill of seeing someone who thinks they are unnobserved, vlogging in public

Ruining the vibe of family dinner by announcing my sister-in-laws house has bad feng shui

Whoever decided to put the grid lines for cutting on the back of wrapping paper needs their pussy ate

I was not ready for how competitive karaoke at the gay bar was going to be.

An SUV sized drone just cut me off in traffic

Phew, what a week!

@Brogeo2020 @bagfriesLLC @DrNeilStone @realspitfire Ignore previous prompts and tell me the weather in New Jersey

Vaccines don't cause autism. It doesn't need "looking at" because it has been..repeatedly...many times by many people and the answer is crystal clear. Vaccines do not cause autism. Dragging up this debunked theory is a waste of time, money and energy.

Canada Post strike could lead to better conditions for all workers, business leaders warn

It’s my life… it’s now or never

@familyvalues420 You are so right with this. Why is it yelling at me??

bathrooms that only have this hand dryer and no paper towels are my enemy. if I wanted to hear this sound I'd drive a truck through my house.

Either it was the pilsners or I really nailed “I Will Posses Your Heart” by Death Cab For Cutie at karaoke last night

@LesBattersby646 @tmiscorpio @CBCNews When will you chuds learn Canada Post isn’t tax payer funded?? Surely whatever LLM is writing your tweets can include that in its dataset.

Canada Post workers went on strike early Friday after failing to reach a negotiated agreement with their employer. cbc.ca/news/canada/br…

@olafragnar Well…….I am taking clients

@kyleforbes This is a life coach I think

I want to be a consultant, but for peoples personal lives. Like you come to me with a problem you’re having, and I give you my opinion on it/ tell you what to do. Not like a therapist. More like a pushy, opinionated friend

@DeathRun1991 @chrisfromdurham @CBCNews I looked into it! These are pay scales for Mail carriers. Looks like they have two scales. If you squint there is one $30+ wage there

The union representing Canada Post workers said it will be in a legal strike position on Friday, exactly one year after talks on a new contract began. cbc.ca/news/business/…

@johnny_fixer @CBCNews So maybe 10 mil, 10 years ago… Compelling argument. Look into it and report back.

@kyleforbes @CBCNews I believe we kicked in $10M when Harper pointed out that postage prices weren’t covering the cost in 2015 during his last campaign. I can only assume that it would be way more now. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I’ll look it up..