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@kyleforbes

Somewhere between slacker and tryhard 🚲🏒🏳️‍🌈

Halifax, Nova Scotia Katılım Mayıs 2008
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There is something about a gas station hotdog, cool ranch doritos, and a pepsi The streets are saying it’s five dollars plus tax and deposit
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There needs to be a version of karaoke where instead of singing you just go up and solo dance to a song
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Me when everyone is in compliance with the Protocol vs. Me when someone is in breach of the Protocol
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There is nothing like the thrill of seeing someone who thinks they are unnobserved, vlogging in public
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Ruining the vibe of family dinner by announcing my sister-in-laws house has bad feng shui
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Whoever decided to put the grid lines for cutting on the back of wrapping paper needs their pussy ate
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I was not ready for how competitive karaoke at the gay bar was going to be.
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An SUV sized drone just cut me off in traffic
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CBC Pitchbot (Satire)@CBCPitchbot·
Canada Post strike could lead to better conditions for all workers, business leaders warn
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It’s my life… it’s now or never
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jules 🍉@familyvalues420·
bathrooms that only have this hand dryer and no paper towels are my enemy. if I wanted to hear this sound I'd drive a truck through my house.
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Either it was the pilsners or I really nailed “I Will Posses Your Heart” by Death Cab For Cutie at karaoke last night
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Canada Post workers went on strike early Friday after failing to reach a negotiated agreement with their employer. cbc.ca/news/canada/br…
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FORBSE@kyleforbes·
I want to be a consultant, but for peoples personal lives. Like you come to me with a problem you’re having, and I give you my opinion on it/ tell you what to do. Not like a therapist. More like a pushy, opinionated friend
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The union representing Canada Post workers said it will be in a legal strike position on Friday, exactly one year after talks on a new contract began. cbc.ca/news/business/…
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Johnny Fixer@johnny_fixer·
@kyleforbes @CBCNews I believe we kicked in $10M when Harper pointed out that postage prices weren’t covering the cost in 2015 during his last campaign. I can only assume that it would be way more now. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I’ll look it up..
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