#12 kyle

My mom didn’t make me an Easter basket what the fucking fuck

I just slept for 13 hours

I swear to god @GetSpectrum if my internet doesn’t come back on in less than 30 minutes I’m going to jump off my roof face first

I want to go bowling again

Just got a call from the lanes and they said they’re greasy

My nips are so hard rn ong

Just had to use chapstick for the first time in 1637 days

I’d say it’s an average Friday at best

Huge piss

Fuck yes. Fucking love nasa

Calories don’t count when it’s on the company card

Hot cart girls deserve 1 billion dollars

Damn woke up and I’m still fucking hammered

Me after playing 27 holes today

Just let my boy drive under the influence he’s been through enough

I’ve always wanted to take a bath with one of those bath bomb things and by bath bomb I mean hair dryer

This better be a fucking lie

@Bmangall20 Stop Iowa and Nebraska is about to start

@kylehhhh Have you tried putting it in rice

Anyone else’s Samsung TVs not working or am I just going to have to go buy 5 new TVs

Crazy how awesome tits are