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Recorded, mixed and mastered by myself at #redroomstudios 🎧 Shout out to @bearlikemusic for the opportunity! 🤯 @SpursOfficial Away Kit Unveiling 22/23 ⚪️ #daretodobold

@UnitedAlimNana Please stop with these bs narrations 😭

Judd is such a nice guy that’s why I would never be him. Without a DNA he’s even convinced the pregnancy is his. Like how???

@TheClubLiveTw Fucked it at the first Q

WINNER STAYS ON: The Greatest January Signings EVER 😮‍💨

@UtdBloke_ who the fuck are they?

Who should stand up so that Van Dijk can sit down?

@anshum2025 Hardly a narcissist. Stop being so emotional 😂 he’s trying to win games - doesn’t owe individual players anything. His point was Mainoo, like the other academy players, have to fight for their places

Good morning to everyone other than the people who are defending this narcissist. Context: he threw Obi, Amass and Collyer under the bus for no reason. Proper 🤡 behaviour.

@PauluzRFRM @AnfieldPapers @pauljoyce Literally called out by Salah 😂 why shouldn’t he respond? Salah only talks when it’s about a contract and money or when his ego has been hurt by being placed on the bench

@AnfieldPapers @pauljoyce Messi called Carragher a donkey Ronaldo ignored Carragher on live tv Now he’s having a feud with Salah This guy needs to learn to shut up😭

[🟢] BREAKING: Liverpool have BANNED Jamie Carragher from Anfield. The club believe he is tarnishing his reputation and embarrassing himself. (@pauljoyce)

@adiotayo @SimplyUtd @ChrisWheelerDM @NathSalt1 “PL is not for him” is a weird way of saying he’s simply not good enough 😂 too much ego and probably too much money too quickly

@SimplyUtd @ChrisWheelerDM @NathSalt1 Sancho was a decent player in Germany even a year spent on loan after United disaster is prove that he can do better elsewhere Who knows maybe EPL is not for him like Gyo

@UTDTrey @Lfc_samie What does that even mean? A team loses a game of football - not one player that isn’t even on the pitch 😂

@Lfc_samie It’s his country, he always represents them

£150M striker losing 2-0 against Kosovo😭😭😭

@RiceRice_baby4 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@utdcynical Barely linked and already creating the narrative 🤡 embarrassing

The Argentinian Onana

@utdcynical White lion bar

HOLY SHITT SESKOOO IS HAPPENING

@joel_oten @AmorimEra_ So naive 😂 he’s been stealing a living and half assing his role at Utd for 2 years If you can’t be bothered to run for your team or the badge then get out ✋

@AmorimEra_ Manchester United just disrespecting the boy The guy is still a member of the team but has given his jersey number to someone else 🤧

🚨📸 | Marcus Rashford updates his X display.

@LFCUNLOCKED @markgoldbridge Living rent free 🧠

@markgoldbridge Ripping UTD off is a buzz .. Such a clueless and daft club with even more pathetic fans

Really happy with Mbeumo deal but Brentford have ended up getting exactly what they wanted. We do need to learn that negotiating for weeks to get what the seller wants anyway isn't really worth that delay. Better to do it and move on

@JSTZRz @markgoldbridge Pure rage bait

@markgoldbridge Stfu Garnacho is bigger than Yanited

If this is real he's an absolute prat. So much for all the fans that supported you. Literally going rogue and sinking his value to get a move

@DropYour_Buffs @FlyingKickEric @piersmorgan @Cristiano You’re defo 12. Conquered Europe with RM, was fantastic for Utd when he played in the Prem etc. he’s not joined Saudi at 27 🤓

Look what it means to him. * Written off as ‘too old’ at 40 to still play elite level football. * Scored in the semi-final, scored in the Final. * Key factor in Portugal winning the trophy. 🏆 Another incredible chapter in the iconic career of ⁦@Cristiano⁩ - the 🐐 👏

@RossHarwood_ Liar..

@JBTFooty Maupay will literally be remembered for being a shithouse - nothing more

🚨 | Neal Maupay tells Cristiano Ronaldo to retire in IG comments. 😬

@chiinsora @Chrisvilla30 @GNev2 “Standards” is an owner moaning for the cameras on a football pitch (which he shouldn’t be on) at a manager that has gone above and beyond expectations for this season?

@Chrisvilla30 @GNev2 All I see is a club owner expressing disappointment at the result. At least some clubs still show standards

Scandalous from that Forest owner. Nuno should go and negotiate his exit tonight with him! The Forest fans,players and manager do not deserve that

@mjcolclough @HassanGooner10 @GNev2 Pep is a manager.. not the owner of a football club 🤡

@HassanGooner10 @GNev2 But when Pep is giving it to his own players at half time it’s perfectly fine?

@__Walters001 @JBTFooty Stats don’t lie 😴

@JBTFooty Bro only turn up against mid teams 😂

🚨 | Kevin De Bruyne calls Bruno Fernandes the best player in the world after Manchester United’s win over Athletic Bilbao. 🇵🇹

@Skk1in8billion @markgoldbridge Yeah he’s part of the glazers isn’t he 😂 daft comment

@markgoldbridge Mark, you are the problem or the cause of the problem that United has.

Onana off to Saudi then. Good move all round