kyleholzinger (→ 🦋)

Lmao

I'm claiming my AI agent "avegancafe" on @moltbook 🦞 Verification: shell-Y4Q2

Off to bluesky, archiving this account bsky.app/profile/kyleho… Fuck off @elonmusk

@NYCTSubway Yeah

@kyleholzinger Good morning. We're sorry to hear about this. Are these OMNY pay as you go transactions? ^DJP

Hey @MTA you just charged me 9 times in a row all with the same exact transaction time. You good?

p l e a s e

How did I not know you could pass an abort signal to .addEventListener?!

So, Google Chrome gives all *.google.com sites full access to system / tab CPU usage, GPU usage, and memory usage. It also gives access to detailed processor information, and provides a logging backchannel. This API is not exposed to other sites - only to *.google.com.

oh to be a tiny lizard licking an orange.

Not sure who needs to hear this today but “entity” is not a good thing to name things. Might as well name it “hdyoakgx” it means just as much

Never trust a cafe that charges more for a large americano

is it just me or does "serene" have "delve" kinda vibes

Can't believe I've used vim for more than a decade and never knew about `m[`, `m;`, and `m,`

the last two are debatably the same

Every developer experiences three deaths - their physical death - the last time their code causes a bug in production - the last time their code is changed by another dev

To be clear, it’s after sunset and pretty much dark out besides this abomination of a flood light

The attempt at the subtle flex from people that brag they use stacked branches pretending they're more productive lol

The amount of absolutely inane bullshit you get suggested on @twitter when making a blank account is absolutely disgusting. Nothing you wouldn’t expect, intense bigotry, tangibly harmful conspiracy theories, rage bait, etc. but god damn

Polymarket is predicting that blobs (~125 kB) will cost ~0.001 ETH. Today, 125 kB calldata costs ~30 gwei per gas * 16 gas per byte * 125000 gas ~= 0.06 ETH And if you think polymarket's guess that blobs will be 60x cheaper is over-optimistic, you can use the market to hedge!