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totally kyle!

@kylekimball

recovering floridian. freelance copywriter. tastefully cringe. he/him.

brooklyn Katılım Nisan 2011
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*exhausting
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dr pepper daughter or mr pibb son?
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“happy friday!” he says, unconvincingly
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i have concepts of optimism
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i knew i lived in a bubble but what the fuck
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alright but let's see what linkedIn has to say about all this...
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how does someone look at ted cruz and think "YES!"??????????????
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To my Floridians and Texans:
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florida you absolute piece of shit.
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IF YOU'RE STILL DOOMSCROLLING, STAY ONLINE!!!
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people who vote for trump based on immigration should not be allowed to eat or order food that comes with seasoning other than salt and pepper
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it’s sunday night and I’m crying at nyc marathon TikToks like it’s my job (I love my job)
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here’s something people aren’t ready to hear: there’s actually not a bunch of mission impossibles, it’s just one big one
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imagine dying on your way to the final destination premiere
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last year got me addicted to my new favorite feelings. people underestimating the orlando magic.
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just desperately tried and miserably failed to make the dmv employee like me
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locksmiths have too much power
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imagine meeting the love of your life and finding out they microwave their pizza bagels
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add this RIGHT AFTER you post an instagram story and scare that one person you knew 6 years ago who just so happened to check your story. then delete it after a few mins
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@HollyMara It’s better to guarantee the reaction so it’s ok if you do it
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@kylekimball I think about doing this bit also don't want the person to think they already reacted and skip over it 😭
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i can’t be the only one who reacts to their own jokes in text messages right!?
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