kyle mckenzie 🔰

Thank fuck that clueless c**t was sacked before we lost this baller! 🙏 ❤️

@TeleFootball @DaytrippingRed you’ll enjoy this one 🤣🤣

🗣️ “I never expected my marriage would end after 34 years, but Lucie bowled into my life and, wow, what a force of nature. And the rest is history.” Former Sky Sports host Richard Keys sets the record straight about the perception of him as a ‘love rat’ and remembers his ideal Christmas Day ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

If only we’d of got you 10 years earlier! ❤️

🚨🌳 Nottingham Forest and Napoli agreed all terms of Lorenzo Lucca deal for €1m loan plus €35m buy option. #NFFC made financially best salary proposal so far after many clubs’ calls these weeks. Decision up to Lucca. 🎥🇮🇹 youtu.be/d1fGwiGWs_Y

Absolute coward of a manager! Worst team that’s ever graced the premier league and at 1-1 we ended the game with 5 at the back! He needs to go and who ever decided to hire him can fuck off aswel!!

@pulp1 @utdforever7 @ManUtd He was took off because he’d been booked. Nothing to do with tiredness. And it was the 80th minute not 60th. The lad was still flying when he was took off and that substitution probably cost us the 3 points

@utdforever7 @ManUtd How can he be so tired after an hour of football though? Spurs played an extra game midweek yet were the ones who were exhausted. They didn’t even pressure us first half.

🚨Even though Patrick Dorgu hadn’t started a league game in weeks, I actually thought he put in a really solid shift against Spurs. He didn’t look rusty at all — strong in tackles, tracked back well, and showed great energy up and down that flank. You can tell he’s a fighter, not afraid of getting stuck in or taking players on. Yeah, his final pass and first touch still need polishing, but that’ll come with confidence and rhythm. You can see he’s still a bit hesitant going forward, probably because he’s not been getting regular minutes. But the raw talent is clear. Once he settles, he’s going to be a nightmare for opposition wingers. For me, he’s earned a proper run in the team — he’s got all the tools to make that left wing-back spot his own. #MUFC

Ye have to Feel sorry for @AGarnacho49_ . Used up all his energy celebrating Chelsea’s second goal like a lunatic and was too tired to defend the throw at the end so cost them two points! Sickened ye you little 🐀 🤣

@pas5898 You spend 96% of your Revenue on wages. That’s why you’re in the trouble with FFP that you are.

Villa have sold in 13 months: Jhon Duran: £64m Moussa Diaby: £55m Douglas Luiz: £43m Omari Kellyman: £19m Tim Iroegbunam: £9m Cameron Archer: £15m Aaron Ramsey: £14m Kessler Hayden: £4m Jacob Ramsey: £39m Despite qualifying for the Champions League, we still cannot spend due to FFP and SCR. Meanwhile the Superleague 6 throw 150-300m. If you're a Newcastle, Forest, Everton, West Ham, Palace or Brighton fan - welcome to the Super League

@TonyWilliams682 @dipsMUFC Had to do it last Friday. Takes about 2 minutes pal

@dipsMUFC First job tomorrow 👍 they don’t have make it hard to love them 😉

Heads up - tickets are now NFC this season. Make sure they’re downloaded to your mobile wallet. Do it now so you’ve got time to fix any issues before matchday chaos kicks in. I know a few of you had issues on Saturday! #MUFC

@Sanchooo10 FREEDOM!!! Ye greedy Dickhead 🤣🤣 somehow made yourself look an even bigger C**t than before!

Grateful for the experience. Big love to everyone at Chelsea who made me feel at home — teammates, staff and the fans. Wishing the club all the best moving forward. Truly grateful, Thank you Blues 💙🙏🏼

@AndreyOnana Matic was right anyway ye Fuckn Donkey! Only god knows how you ever made it as a professional keeper ye wanker!!

@LBrady15x Why complain about Hojlunds faults. 2/3 are wrong btw, but we’ll forget about that. Then say we could have someone who has 0 effect in those areas you named? Btw we could never of had Kane. Spurs wudn of sold to us and Kane wanted trophies which he wasn’t gaurenteed with us.

@LBrady15x 🤣🤣 irony is lost on you cub. Is Kane quick? Does Kane press hard enough? Oh and Hojlund Runs 100m is less than 11 seconds so he’s very quick. He also presses tirelessly and was often let down tonight by team mates not following him

🔵⚪️ Lazio have reached an agreement with Olympique Marseille for Samuel Gigot. Negotiations on player side to follow tomorrow. @MatteMoretto 🤝🏻

🚨🔴⚪️ EXCLUSIVE: RB Salzburg in advanced talks to sign Stefan Bajčetić on loan from Liverpool. Negotiations at final stages with details to be clarified but already underway, as Pep Lijnders wants Stefan. Clubs in Spain also wanted him but RB Salzburg are now close. ⏳🇦🇹

🚨🔴🔵 Crystal Palace approach Eddie Nketiah’s camp as he’s now one of the options being considered. Nketiah still expected to leave Arsenal after deal OFF with Nottingham Forest; Palace on it, as @BobbyManzi reports. 🇲🇽 #NFFC sent new bid for Gimenez, as exclusively revealed.

🚨⚫️⚪️ Juventus and Wojciech Szczesny have now reached mutual agreement to terminate the contract with immediate effect. Paperwork being prepared and checked; if all good, Szczesny leaves Juventus getting an important pay-out fee. 🇵🇱 Szczesny will be available as free agent.

Here we go! 👀 Our unique tribute to the illustrious career of Marco Reus is ready!! 🤩 One lucky supporter will win this original masterpiece during tomorrow’s #UCLfinal To enter, simply follow @FootballMadUK and share this post 🙌 #BVB 🖤💛 / #Reus 🫶 / #UCL

@LBrady15x It’s not a semi final you bellend??

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