Kyler.

I'd rather wake up to a "class is canceled" email rather than a "good morning" text, but unfortunately I'm not waking up to either.

Someone want to tell ole Tuffy it’s felt season or…??

If your kid runs around the restaurant and doesn’t sit in their chair, I hope they fall.

Talking to an old man at work again today “Son, you always need to be at the salebarn when your calves sell and at home when your wife gets pregnant. Learned both those lessons the hard way.” “Oh, I guess your calves didn’t sell good?”

Whoever sprayed pepper spray at @VarsityTavern in Fort Worth last night, your mom and grandma is a hoe.

*see drug deal go down* *then reads “Welcome to Clovis.”* Not saying it’s right, but it definitely makes sense.

Horseman 101: “don’t tie horses to the side of a horse trailer because if a horse sits back they could flip the trailer over on themselves, Ive seen it happen twice..” I’m not paid enough to deal with that level of stupidity. 🙃😂

I am: []single [] taken [❌] looking to get in good with someone with a nice boat for this summer. 🌊🤠

I won the great attitude & citizenship award back in elementary school, so I know damn good & well I’m not the problem. ✌🏼

@kyleaamarieee Could we do like fall so I can wear a beanie?

@kyll_er_ love this energy. you thinking a summer wedding? big wrap around porch?

i will literally see a man in a beanie & my heart goes ✨🦋✨ and then im planning our wedding

@kyleaamarieee & they’re some of my favorites too. 😋

same. & @kyll_er_ has all of them.

I don’t know what I was going through a year ago, but them snap and Facebook memories. YIKES. The shade was thrown. 😂

To the lady at the liquor store buying a bottle of wine with change- I feel your pain.

You CANNOT vent to all your friends 🤐 & I learned that.

“You have pretty teeth” is the best compliment