paris

when god sings with his creations, would a fat fucking chud not be amongst the choir?

The most unfunniest motherfuckers are gonna have a field day tomorrow.

the grass is literally greener on the other side i can fucking see it

妹がTwitterを始めたというので「とりあえず呟いてみろ」と言ったら、スマホを口元に寄せて「散歩中」と呟いた。笑ってしまった俺に対して、妹は「何がおかしいんだよ」と怒っていたのだが、おかしいのだから仕方ない。俺に妹はいない。本当におかしい。薬を

今朝、娘(3歳)に「パパはもうお迎えこないで」と言われたのでなんでか聞いてみたら、｢顔が嫌い｣って言われた。 しんどい。

“Practice any art… no matter how well or badly, not to get money and fame, but to experience becoming, to find out what's inside you, to make your soul grow.” - McKellen reciting Vonnegut

passing through the strait of hormuz if anyone needs anything

she literally explained why some people never feel lazy and how to copy them (in 2 mins)

"Fujimoto must be shaking his boots over the reception of the last chapter!" Fujimoto watching pixar hoppers

happy @onepiecenetflix season 2 release to all who celebrate 🧡 i hope u love it as much as we do

We didn't lose an hour. We gave it. To women.

Hiring the top ten ranked geoguessrs to find this @georainbolt

the prius that just cut me off is days away from obtaining nuclear weapons

'Zoro' actor Mackenyu was spotted competing in a 'One Piece' card game tournament in LA. 📷: Rwtcollective

Yeah dude yell and scream at me thats going to make your kid get up faster after getting hit by my car

Zohran launched $30/hr snow-shoveling jobs with $45/hr overtime, and Republicans mocked him. Not only were sidewalks completely cleared within a day, but he did exactly what taxes are intended to do: take taxpayer money and invest it in people while producing results that benefit everyone.

*opens instagram * yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens twitter* ah yes. my fellow specimens.

There are levels to this shit