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Kyrie couldn’t believe that we really worldwide LMAO 😭 “Yo KyrieCenter you funny as shit bro”

@CGBBURNER not reading all this btw

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card. we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag. then sports get brought up. she says it. “i watch basketball.” my ears PERKED up. i played it cool. i said “oh nice, who’s your team?” she said “the suns.” and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “no way, me too” and gotten her number. but i am not a normal person. my brain instantly went into terminal mode. i said “so how do you feel about the roster?” she smiled and said “i think we’re gonna be good.” i should’ve stopped there. instead i said… “okay but who’s starting at point guard? are we finally gonna have an actual offensive system? do you think Book should be off the ball more? what happens if the bench can’t score again?” she looked confused. i kept going. “and don’t even get me started on people acting like Devin Booker isn’t a top-10 player because they only watch national TV games.” she said “what.” i said “also if you say the Suns should trade Book i’m ending this conversation immediately.” she laughed awkwardly and said… “i just like Devin Booker.” i paused. “…like as a player?” she said… “he’s cute.” the vibe was GONE. just vanished. like a 20-point fourth-quarter lead. her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back. i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, trying to understand how someone could say they’re a Suns fan and only know Devin Booker because he’s attractive. my cousin walked over and said… “bro she was into you. what happened?” i said… “she’s a casual.” he said… “so?” SO??? i then realized i’d rather explain the Suns salary cap to a brick wall than spend the rest of my life hearing “is KD still on the team?” could’ve had her number. she could’ve been the mother of my children. COULD’VE. but now at least she knows i know ball. and honestly… that’s worth more.

@IsBronA76erYet Shit says 900K likes LMAOO 😭

@MIK3MCDANIEL cook

the game misses him man

@jeffzrebiec BEEKS IS BACK OMFGGGG

Ravens placed DL Nnamdi Madubuike on acting PUP list, but the good news is he’s been cleared by independent spine and cervical doctors to return to field, per sources. He’s on PUP to get reacclimated and for team to evaluate conditioning. He could practice as early as next wk.

REPORT: Brandin Podziemski’s new deal with the Warriors is likely to be in the $24M per year range, per @BrettSiegelNBA

How I handle adversity.

@jeffzrebiec Yea I’m out

Ravens weren’t in market for Diggs or any of the other avail no.1/2 WRs. They love Zay Flowers who figures to be next core player extended. They believe Rashod Bateman will bounce back and they want to give young WRs (Walker, Surratt, Lane, Wester) a chance to earn notable role.

When Kobe could nothing but shake his head after Kyrie made this tough shot on him 😭

@quiscapalot happy birthday bro !!

THANK YOU GOD FOR ANOTHER YEAR 🙏🏾

@ChrisBHaynes THE REUNION 🔥🔥

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope and Memphis Grizzlies are negotiating a buyout and the veteran 3-&-D specialist intends to team back up with LeBron James and sign with the Philadelphia 76ers, league sources tell me.

@HustleStatsBall added so much more aura to the play 😭

@kyriecenter “The cross and sauce” was an elite in moment call from Ian Eagle

This move by Kyrie will always live in my head rent free 😭

@BronGotIt Iman’s reaction 😭

After years we finally get to do this shit for a fanbase that actually appreciates it man 🐐

LeBron has won a championship with every team he’s been on, so it only makes sense to pick the Sixers 💯

guys … should i do it? 👀

@BronMuse CONGRATS 🐐

THANK YOU FOR 80,000 FOLLOWERS I appreciate every single one of you 🥹❤️

@ShamsCharania @PrioritySports No more tweeting unless it’s Mavs related thanks !

The Portland Trail Blazers are signing guard John Tonje on a two-way NBA contract, George Roussakis and Mark Bartelstein of @PrioritySports tell ESPN. Tonje appeared in six games for the Celtics last season as a rookie.

@CookedbyRiley Could’ve broke the Jays up in 2024 at least 😔

@jeffzrebiec alright bro

The Ravens are signing WR Chris Moore, reuniting with one of their draft picks.

In other news…. The Browns are back on the practice field 🔥🔥🔥

@LegionHoops “Just saw a Lakers fan say it was a “slap in the face” to see LeBron James take a pay cut for the Sixers”

Just saw a Lakers fan say it was a “slap in the face” to see LeBron James take a pay cut for the Sixers. The Lakers repeatedly emphasized building around Luka, not LeBron. Didn’t make any sense for LeBron to take a pay cut when they’re paying other role players 2x as much. LeBron is going all in on title No. 5, and it was the correct move to leave LA.