@Scotsboy1972 Doesn’t he pop up on Glasgow Grindr every now and then?
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Bertha Clot
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Bertha Clot
@kyrnus
Louis | lapsed witch, Michelle McManus’ number 1 opp
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Every now and then I redownload the gay apps and without fail the same older man finds me immediately and demands to know when I’m gonna follow through with my 5 year-old tacit promise to stand naked in his living room while he watches tv
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Dont flirt with me . my box is trash, im scared of my body, my head game is ok, i get body cramps in any exciting position, i dont like taking my shirt off, im a pillow princess, my rack sags, i bite, my nudes are mid, im easy, my ass is flat, and i make zero moves
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My NHS psych team have finally, after over a month, emailed the medical weed people their input on me starting medical weed. No idea what they’ve said as it’s currently being reviewed by the medical weed psych. Can’t wait to have spent three months to be told no
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@EraicLyrios It was cruel being in Malta and seeing the weed shops because it’s totally legal for residents
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@EraicLyrios I will run by your flat and scream “you’re beautiful!” once a week if you half your screen time
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@kyrnus Must comply with beauty standards set by the device! Cannot deviate x
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Looked up ‘swollen’ in my photos
and found a picture of my face in a normal day …
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People are still debating the nature of Achilles and Patroclus’ love because it actually is a little vague. That’s why it causes discussion. Gay people want ostensibly straight men, not actual gay stuff like Dionysus fucking himself with a dildo on his lover’s grave
Oliver Darkshire 🌈@deathbybadger
you can scream "achilles wasnt gay for patroclus" as loud as you like but unfortunately this is one of those cases where the truth is immaterial, the truth is dust in the wind, gay sex achilles is a matter of myth now, sodomy woven into the cultural fabric, it can't be undone
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@alienoncomputer I could sit and chug a bottle of lube and it wouldn’t come close to some of the ways in which I have let men disrespect my body
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thats kinda nothing no???? its just a lil lube
Blacc@BlaccAloee
A mf that’ll suck a lubed up dick ain’t afraid of shit 😵💫😖
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If another pandemic happens at least this time I won’t be trapped in a psychosexual abuse situation with my former best friend who once told me she had bipolar because I didn’t love her enough
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@theangelgabrii “Can I get” is fine, pretty analogous to other languages’ basic orders but “I’m gonna do” makes it sound like you work for JPMorgan and will send the food back with complaints
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I like long journeys because they’re the only time you can be in a space full of people and it’s socially acceptable to not talk to any of them for 4 hours
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@theangelgabrii She’s right lmao. My bf is a doctor and he once told me “CBT is for people who have the simplest forms of anxiety and depression and no understanding of their brain and even then it doesn’t work often or well”
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Luke Evans gives the vibe that he “struggles with” same-sex attraction
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