L.F.M. ⩜⃝

@abierkhatib It’s kinda scary how I can make fun of every religion, creed and practitioner except for ONE when they’re all the same!

@heisei_ramen @MathigNihilcek @NirvanaClay @ReviewsPossum You sound hella ugly.

@MathigNihilcek @NirvanaClay @ReviewsPossum The problem is that women DO bring more implicit value than men to a relationship. They make the baby, they look nice by default, etc. The effort expended by the man is to build up value in himself to match that baseline. She has the responsibility to use her powers for good.

"Men should pay for dinner because I, like, spent money on my hair and nails and makeup and stuff." By the exact same logic, you should pay for dinner if he picked you up in his car.

@sappholives83 I thought they only had to cover the women’s names?

Laying prayer rugs over the names of 9/11 victims at the FDNY memorial is wildly inappropriate.

@182Hossa @ManMilk2 I’ve always thought this.

@TouchlineX @MailSport Shouldn’t have told his dad he manages Tottenham.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Igor Tudor was informed about his father's death right after losing 3-0 vs Nottingham Forest. — @MailSport

@Billsnce @MomsPostingLs Both.

@MomsPostingLs What is her disability, being obese or muslim?

A huge moment in women's sports

@SkyFootball All these United fans piping up after the match. You’re not even playing for 20+ more days in spring!

"Arsenal have to reset, refocus... it's not over." Ian Wright on how the Carabao Cup final might affect the title race... 👀🏆

@Arsenal F*ck you. I have a UTD supporter bantering me as a result.

Thank you, Gooners ❤️

“De@th to all men” A sneak peek of what a world without men would actually look like

Still fuming after Arsenal lost to a team we should’ve beat.

@RTNToronto @theJagmeetSingh I hope you’re here today!

@theJagmeetSingh You should watch Arsenal matches! Pure joy

One of the greatest matches I've ever witnessed. A huge congrats to @CANMT_Official on such an incredible win!! 👏🏽🇨🇦

@JVC278491621197 @PageSix 🎯

@PageSix She got her kid taken away TEMPORARILY after the video was released. If the man had done that, he'd be in a jail cell today with zero chance of seeing that kid again

Taylor Frankie Paul loses custody of son after disturbing Dakota Mortensen fight video surfaces trib.al/3HGEB1M

Notice when a man gets abused its "theyre both awful?" Some people are still too afraid to say "shes the abuser" even when theres proof.

Shou we start laughing or we wait for the 3rd goal?

@_Ochiedike I don’t know what one plus one equals, so the answer must be “god.” (god of the gaps)

“Explain God” Not in a religious way.

#NEW: A former church in Toronto has officially been converted into a mosque! 🕌🇨🇦

@CHCHNews This is the most Hamilton thing.

The City of Hamilton has been fined $600,000 for a sewage leak that went undetected for nearly 30 years. chch.com/chch-news/onta…

@HashashinTag Better safe than sorry.

lmao poor dude was just wearing a weighted vest at an outdoor gym

@Joelbirmz12 Honey, when are you gonna mow the lawn?

Why the fuck has someone started lawnmower up at fucking 7:20am on a fucking Saturday?? Prick

Canada is like a lottery winner that was set for life but gave the money away and ended up broke.