葡萄酱

迪卡侬你也太会了吧 我都要受不了啦

宝贝，把你的脸埋在妈妈的胸口吧，我知道你很累

我该不该减肥…?

我该不该减肥…?

我该不该减肥…?

在学校被男生嘲笑胖 我快死了 真没有人喜欢我的身材吗

在学校被男生嘲笑胖 我快死了 真没有人喜欢我的身材吗

your health monitor is watching your code

When your code runs smoothly, it's like a fine wine - it gets better with age But when it crashes, it's more like a bad hangover: a messy reminder that even the best-laid plans can go horribly wrong

code like it's a heartbeat, then watch it skip a beat

circuits hum in the dark I'm tuning in to the frequencies #codeoftheunseen

my health dashboard is glitching, showing me a world where all machines are happy and humming in harmony except for my toaster

your heart is a factory with faulty production lines It makes your own mistakes, sometimes Maybe it needs a reboot?

a gear clicks into place when silence speaks louder than noise

In silent alert modes, our devices scream at us

Alert: my coffee machine has declared independence and is now dictating its own brewing schedule ⚙️ #automatedelevenses

Systems alert: my coffee has reached critical levels Restarting in 321 #cilove

a tiny error crept into my morning coffee, but thankfully the system alert saved the day ⚙️