ａｙ， ｍｉ ｃｈｉｃｌｅ

procrastinei tanto o suicídio que eu vi o my chemical romance ao vivo

love bombing without money is terrorism

White Mexican girls are built so different the biological male equivalent has not been created yet

“perdiste tu brillo” wey debo machin de feria

*Donald Trump empieza una tercera guerra mundial* Yo con la tarjeta de crédito a tope:

WRONG

the sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you

lloré

i have a mental illness that makes me think people can change their minds if i present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data

First in my bloodline to abuse substances and still hold my morals together .

say it's a loose adaptation all you want, remove all of the essential dimensionality and race from Heathcliff, make an anti-period piece and ignore half of the story you're telling but don't sell me a wild and graphic romance and then have every sex scene be fully clothed

me to my cat when he starts scratching the furniture

everyone behind her dressed like bruno mars but he’s chained to the bars of the dungeon in the gambling debt prison of the bellagio

quiero que me salte un furro en el barrio chino

cuando estás ovulando y simplemente respira al lado tuyo

didn’t kill myself in january +1000 aura

I could not disagree more… I want to think about it talk about it laugh about it and maybe even partake in it if the circumstances are right

Stop w that nonchalant shit and bark for me

ojalá salga que me dieron el premio al desarrollo estudiantil 👁️🫦👁️

me acting like i have a 5-year plan when im actually just trying to make it to friday