Laura Perkes

Taylor Swift builds a bridge and I NEVER get over it.

When I find something to watch on tv I like to yell “SOLD!” like an old timey acutioneer selling the town’s best pig.

it has come to my attention that i am in a bad mood

@emily_foskey @hey_jessiej This is actually a fact.

@hey_jessiej Right?? My dad and Jeremy Renner could actually be twins.

Who plays your parents in your biopic

When @ShadyLawrence tells you to clap for the bing bang bong you CLAP for the bing bang bong #UKHun

I am once again asking you, who is Lady Whistledown? #Bridgerton #BernieSanders

@TylerJCameron3 Hruska’s Kolaches tomorrow morning! Be careful because they sell out FAST.

Food recs in Provo??

“key change!” - me when there’s a key change

@calli_jacks WHAT ABOUT US. WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH.

My biggest regret in life is showing my mom how to use gifs.

There are only two reactions to Coronavirus: 1. Quietly suffer in silence 2. Start a Tik Tok

I know it’s time to throw them away when I brake and they all roll out from under the seats.

General Conference predictions

@emily_foskey THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL.

I had to google how to write a check today. The education system has undoubtedly NOT prepared me for adulthood.

Being an adult really takes the fun out of everything.

The most action I’ve had in months was when the nail guy held my hand to take off my fingernail polish.

him: what are u thinking about rn me: [taylor swift shouting “HE LOOKS SO PRETTY LIKE A DEVIL” and the way lady gaga says “DAMN WE TRY” in that one song from a star is born] ...... nothing

My ceiling fan is a hard-working gal.

ladies it’s 2019 we ain’t falling for no boring ass boys