Beverly Hill 🍍

BITCH, I JUST GOTTA BRAND NEW CAR 👏🏻

Yeah- obsessed with Benson Boone unfortunately

If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

Someone has a hostile chokehold on the TouchTunes with 90s pop divas

Me asking my boyfriend last night if he would still love me if I was in jail. I think he’s sick of my shit.

Time to see if I can weasel my way into the front gal of a Nashville country cover band for the 4th time. See you soon TN

Eating and having a double Tito’s at the airport

me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink

Harvey Spector is hot

My dog is the equivalent of a mouthy teenager

My favorite thing about my dad is when he talks about work, he uses people’s first and last names like I know who they are LOL

So happy I caved 🥹

The lady in the show I’m watching said to her dogs “you wanna go for a walk?” And my dog shot up out of a deep sleep.

Of course the day I get up to get myself a little coffee treat and go for a morning walk, my coffee shop is closed 😐

What is going on

Why is it that all of a sudden all my FB friends have kids in middle school/high school? Like when did that happen?

*opens anything that remotely sounds like a bag of chips* My dog coming out of a deep sleep:

Me ordering another vodka redbull at 1am

@TheBladeRunner3 100 percent FED up

This is what the guys I work read as news

Getting up at 5:30 for the gym has been hard but omg what it does for my EGO is insane