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@daphnewynner Thread was heat

There’s probably more that I should add here. But I’m tired for now and need to eat the pasta puttanesca that I made for dinner.

Sigh. I’m going to say some things out loud to prospective lovers in case they are not outrageously clear:

pretty privilege 💘

Science says becoming my pup increases happiness by 100%

I promise I don’t bite..hard 😇

so sleepy..I want my Nutella lattes covered 5 times today

sacrifice looks good on you

Maybe you think you can escape but you always come back to me begging

Trick or treat. Would you eat it? Like if you want a taste. RT if you would in a heart beat Comment if you want some candy with saliva all over it

You boys make it too easy 😈

Never forget: Yearning is better than having

Look after your body because it's mine.

hobbies include ruining your brain & fucking your wallet

Task: Spread the word on reddit. There was at least one big fan thread speculating about my retirement. Be the bearer of glad tidings. Tell them they can find new content here: loyalfans.com/Mistress-T

It’s my birthday 🎂 This past year was one of the best—and I know the next will be even greater. I’m surrounded by brilliant, giving people, and filled with more clarity and desire than ever.

@dashbonda Curvy with a splash of cutting wit

It’s okay to get lost in My eyes.🖤

I guess I’m built like this but let’s be for real this takes a bit of effort- it’s not like I just fell out my mom’s hoohah fully stacked in the back, come on now

Been missing (ruining) you

Hello Darling 🖤