yalljustgotlaced
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yalljustgotlaced
@laceface9
If my story can help even *one* person, I will lock it in a safe and sink it in the Pacific Ocean because fuck you people. -Rob Delaney
Katılım Mart 2009
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Members of Congress pretending to do something.
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Recruiting is *not* tougher. There are plenty of racist white men who would do this shit for free, honestly.
Acyn@Acyn
Moskowitz: Do you support ICE agents getting 42k in bonuses? There is $800 million for bonuses. Marino: I never received a $42k for a bonus however times are different, recruiting is tougher, retention is a challenge… if that’s something that it’s needed for, I would support it. Moskowitz: Do you support those bonuses for NOAA, FEMA, the Pentagon, and all of the departments or just ICE?
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Once again this is the proper response when a man hits you
The Sopranos Guy™@uncle_june
On this day, 25 years ago, The Sopranos episode "Knight In White Satin Armor" premiered.
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The ways he has to validate their emotions and explain correlation and causation with the patience of a kindergarten teacher
Jubilee@jubileemedia
"I just had a baby... I was like no, I'm not gonna get any vaccines. The doctors came in. They made me feel like a very bad mother." Doctor Mike takes on 20 anti-vaxxers in our latest episode of Surrounded
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“Christ is king” in bio *shoots a fake migrant in the head* let’s take care of these pesky brown people by killing them!
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He is literally doing a free TV ad for Elon’s ugly cars while Americans are watching their retirement accounts shrink. What a fraud.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
DOOCY: You're buying a new car. There are some folks who will see this clip at home and they are struggling with their retirement accounts down at the moment. TRUMP: Well I think they're gonna do great. Our country had to do this.
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The brain worm wants a shake and a steak
Steak 'n Shake@SteaknShake
Thank you for visiting Steak n Shake Secretary Kennedy!
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the myth of the autistic autodidact genius is probably one of the most damaging cultural myths created in the last 50 years. He’s thinking about ketamine nasal spray and the best way to swing his dead eyed child towards a sniper’s line of sight. maybe some suboptimal diablo build
stepfanie tyler@stepfanie
"who designed this? too many columns. structurally redundant. waste of materials. look at those muppets in their matching pink, how stupid. acoustics could be improved by at least 17%. should install hexagonal sound panels. i wonder what's happening on 𝕏"
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I want to like Laura Loomer’s recent tweets but I’m afraid the algorithm might make me see more of her so I’ll just quietly shake my head in agreement and move on.
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lol. Okay. So we all know Trump and many friends of his are on the list. In what fucking universe would the sitting president release a list with his name on it, incriminating him of rape and pedophelia? Is anyone really this dumb? The circus is on purpose.
Glenn Beck@glennbeck
Who is subverting POTUS? The #Epsteinfiles are a total joke. I know Kash, Pam B and The President. This is not the file. WH tells me that they believe the usual suspects FBI/SDNY has the actual #EpsteinClientList and are refusing to turn it over. THIS IS AN INTERNAL CIVIL WAR if true. I will be doing a special X cast in a few minutes.
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This is why I couldn't care less about the male loneliness epidemic
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Why the fuck am I agreeing with Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan@piersmorgan
I admire a lot of what you do, @elonmusk .. but your vicious attack on President Zelensky last night was incredibly disappointing. Anything negative to say about Vladimir Putin - or is it just the guy whose country he illegally invaded who is the problem?
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Dumb guy tricks even dumber guy
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: Elon called me and said they’re trying to drive us apart. The people are smart. They get it. Musk: Yeah
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At the end of the day, they’re still at the top.
Fifty Shades of Whey@davenewworld_2
Establishment Democrats would rather let fascism spread than risk losing their bribes
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At what point do you start holding the party that actually lost the election accountable?
I Smoked Pam Bondi@BlackKnight10k
At what point do we start holding voters, or non voters for that matter, accountable for choosing the worst possible option. "Democrats didn't adequately persuade me so I chose the apocalypse." Ok, you're a dumb bitch.
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