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@lacekeyesurgery

I dropped my remote in a glass of wine one time, and somehow they left me in charge of a tower.

Macomb Michigan Katılım Haziran 2010
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Hes the best ever.
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@daydreamqueenk Certain countries eat sweets for breakfast all the time
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little king trashmouth 🦝
little king trashmouth 🦝@daydreamqueenk·
Firm believer in the idea that sometimes it’s ok to have some cake for breakfast
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@CarlMcJenkins I learned today that I was a whore at one point.
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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
I must hang out with some fucking sluts because I'm pretty sure everyone in my circle has 10+ bodies easily 🤣🤣🤣
Joel@theRealistJoel

@CarlMcJenkins @YourDudeOnyx That is high. 8 insinuates you plowed several someones you weren't even seriously dating and were having one night stands/FWBs. The average 30 year old has maybe 2 or 3 Serious, Long term relationships. Eight? That's harlot behavior.

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Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
She probably had a body count of 8 and to him, that’s incredibly high
Trevor Sheatz@TrevorSheatz

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

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Kyle@lacekeyesurgery·
@Bbizzle66 @ElRIcko20 @TKainZero @TigersJUK Thats an interesting statement, hockey and baseball people to me are cut from the same cloth very very diehard and passionate the NBA has those but its fewer and further between in America.
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Jed 🇬🇧
Jed 🇬🇧@TigersJUK·
Crazy people still think the NBA is bigger than MLB. Every time I stick a game on it’s half empty, zero atmosphere. Players strolling around the court, rap music blasting whilst the game is going on, constant breaks for dance troops and other shite.
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Human Cinepede
Human Cinepede@HumanCinepede·
@lacekeyesurgery 23mph. Alan had a body camera and the neighbor jumped in his way causing him to fall off his bike. Totally the neighbors fault
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Kyle@lacekeyesurgery·
@Bbizzle66 @ElRIcko20 @TKainZero @TigersJUK Everything you listed is clearly winning based though. I was just at a pistons game and it was full full. The wings are down so they are struggling to fill seats. So while you may have valid points it very well could change year to year
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Billy Bean
Billy Bean@Bbizzle66·
@ElRIcko20 @TKainZero @TigersJUK Wow, now you got me thinking. I’d even say Carolina at this point reps the Hurricanes harder than the Hornets. Capitals games get better turnout than Wizards, there’s mores than I thought 😂
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Nathan McKinnon
Nathan McKinnon@NathanMcKinnon·
@MKE_Yusuf @TigersJUK MLB was once the most popular sport in the US. It fell behind football and we can all admit that, and maybe for a slight time even fell below the NBA. The reality is that MLB is clearly number 2 again. The NBA declined years ago, since Jordan, and has not recovered since.
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@PureMISports @MKE_Yusuf @TigersJUK The NBA is the biggest sport in china. China has the most people by a lot. I think the NBA has MLB cleared. I have no bones in this discussion I like both
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PureMISports@PureMISports·
@MKE_Yusuf @TigersJUK I’d argue globally MLB surpasses NBA. Just look at Japan, Venezuela, Cuba, Puerto Rico, Australia, England, Netherlands
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Kyle@lacekeyesurgery·
@HumanCinepede Oh those are fair points I am sure we will be seeing more about this.
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Human Cinepede
Human Cinepede@HumanCinepede·
@lacekeyesurgery How fast were they going? You don’t know. Maybe they weren’t going fast at all? Maybe this guy just thinks he gets to tell people what they can and can’t do?
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@FireUpPool2 This is almost as good to read as the afroman trial stuff
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Kyle@lacekeyesurgery·
@HumanCinepede I am not saying this guy is an innocent angel in all this. I am saying there is no reason to be speeding through neighborhoods somebody is gonna get hurt. Keep your hands off people is a solid rule to live by though so points to you on that.
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@HumanCinepede Oh thats totally fair. But the escalation isn't necessary. The guy said they were speeding on the bike i have no reason to call this dude a liar
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Rep. Lauren Boebert
Rep. Lauren Boebert@RepBoebert·
You can’t make this stuff up!! ICE agents show up at airports, and suddenly TSA wait times in Minneapolis drop to less than five minutes! Called it!! 😂😂😂
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John Beilein
John Beilein@JohnBeilein·
Congrats on another Sweet 16 appearance for @umichbball Lets appreciate these days ! Iowa has had many good teams since 2000 and just got in for the 1st time since 1999 We are in for the 9TH time since 2013 and that leads the BIG TEN during that same time period. This staff and team are fabulous. Love our talent , our teamwork and experience! #goblue
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