lachlan 🇵🇸

“AND TO MY HATERS, SUCK MY DICK” — Addison Rae, Coachella 2026.

I love country music

It doesn't take a crystal ball to see A cowboy always finds a way to leave Drinkin' Jack all by myself He's choosin' Texas, I can tell

So if you’re tired of thorns I’m a little more dandelion

fuck you

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Liking Slayyyter in 2018 was like buying bitcoin in 2009

Transit security officer asked me why I didnt tap my card before I got on the train

I’m actually kinda famous

WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA streamings are now

I know what's coming, ain't so shocking Always fucking up to something Ego strumming, shan't be stopping Here goes nothing

The way that summer isn’t over yet

You open the door to another door to another door to another door to another door

@PissyPussyX I’m Lachlan

@lachhhlan But are you locked in or locked out?

Whoopsie daisy yoo-hoo

Everyone else has moved on from White Feather Hawk Tail Dear Hunter

Isn’t the moon a planet