Ladenz

@Oreofe_06 You use style settle your own breakfast

I got a call to bring the first aid box downstairs because there was an emergency. I quickly carried it from my office and rushed down. When I got there, I saw my colleague (a lady) lying down on the table, holding her tummy. I dropped the first aid box and asked, “What is wrong with her? What happened? Did she hit her leg or something?” They said she hadn’t said anything, she just burst into tears, and maybe she could talk to me since I’m a lady. So I asked the two guys in the office to excuse us, and they left. I sat with her and asked, “What’s the problem?” She said her tummy was biting her. I asked, “Is it cramps?” She said no. I said, “Okay, why is your tummy biting you then?” She said she doesn’t know, that it’s just biting her. I said, “I don’t know if what you need is in this first aid box. Let me take you to a nearby clinic so they can check you.” She said no, that she doesn’t have strength. I asked her, “What did you eat this afternoon?” She said she didn’t eat anything. I said, “What about morning before coming to work?” She said she didn’t eat anything. I said okay, hold on, I am coming. I went upstairs to HR and told him that what the staff needs is not in the first aid box, that I need to go out and get what she needs. HR asked how much it would cost, and I said about 5k. He counted the money immediately and gave it to me, telling me to do anything I can to help. I went out, bought two plates of food, took a chilled drink from the fridge, and went back to her. I gave her one plate and sat beside her eating the other one. After eating, she looked up, breathing better and sweating. She said thank you so much and God bless you. I asked her, “Are you feeling better now?” She said yes. I said, “Okay, let’s go to the clinic now.” She said no, no, no, that she is fine. I said okay. I told her that the money came from HR, so when she is free, she should go and thank him. I carried the first aid box back to my office. At closing time, HR called me and said, “Chinecherem, I thought you studied English?” I said yes. He said, “How come you knew the exact medication she needed?” I said, “That is because I have experienced that kind of thing before.” In fact, if salary doesn’t drop this week, my own sickness will start o 😂 Chinecherem Onu 🖊️

@gemininiiii Teach me how to chill with heat

Music stans on Twitter, we are the most useless people on this app. All the music influencers that badmouthed Asake Lungu Boy were all invited 😂 the people wey I don call “self-acclaimed music influencers” are also all present. I dey inside my room with no light chilling with mosquitoes with heat. abeg who get VPN?

@PeakSxnti @IMANGELSWAKODIE @_AsiwajuLerry Grok on colos

@IMANGELSWAKODIE @_AsiwajuLerry This was when I thought he was going to Chelsea two years ago 🤣

From the first day I touched down Istanbul, you took me in like a brother.. First words you said to me in person was "Santi no vex I no quick see the tweet". You never made me feel like I'm around a world famous star for once. God made the right man a world star. God bless you @victorosimhen9 ❤️💛 Thank you to the whole Galatasaray family for the hospitality. See you guys again soon ❤️💛

@HonestarsenalF Those innocent onions you posted in the picture just catch stray bullet. They are not the ones he ate na

It happened in an interstate bus, I was going to Lagos from Abeokuta. we started the journey,so I sat beside one aboki at the back seat. This man literally hasn’t brushed or had his bath too bc it was in the morning and it’s those aboki that sell onions. He reeked of onions. He’s literally smelling but I didn’t have choice that day. I didn’t think of it much at first,until first call came in for him with his loud phone, the first thing this man would say, the odor from his mouth , I said to myself “I can’t survive this today” then I used style to cover my nose with my handkerchief and he looked at me. He finished with the first call then my handkerchief was still on my nose.

@vahphor @ARIAREIGN180683

@ARIAREIGN180683 This must have been so much on you But don’t blame yourself

I once dated this sweet yoruba boy he was everything one could ever ask for. He was very generous with me and gave me everything I needed. 3 months into the relationship I found out he was building a small house for his mom ,I got angry coz I didn't have one myself. So I had to cry and tell him I needed the house for myself ,he loved his mom coz she was the only thing he had since he lost his dad just the 2 of them. But he loved me more and hated seeing me sad. So he gave the house to me instead and worked on it to my taste . He even gave me the car he bought for her which I told him I wanted else I'll break up with him. His mom after finding out was devastated when

@Techie_OluDave @janetfunmi Maybe she get mustache and bear bear

@janetfunmi With Nose Mask and Dark shade on?? 🤡

Name: Juliet Gender: Female Age: 28 Occupation: Entrepreneurer/ Braider/makeup-artist Location: Utah, USA State of Origin: Oyo state Status: Single No of Children. Nil Genotype: AA Religion: Christianity Qualifications: BSc. Industrial Chemistry Ideal Partner: I’m looking for a God-fearing, intentional, and emotionally mature man between the ages of 28 and 35. Loyalty is very important to me, so I want someone who values commitment and does not entertain cheating in any form. I appreciate a man who is respectful, consistent, and communicates clearly, someone who understands boundaries and is serious about building something meaningful. I want a relationship that is peaceful, honest, and aligned with my values. About me: I’m a God-loving woman who values peace, honesty, intelligence,and genuine connection. I’m very neat and I don’t play with my hygiene.I enjoy simple things, good conversations, and being around positive energy. I’m big on loyalty and respect, and I appreciate consistency. I’m looking to build something meaningful with someone who knows what he wants, emotionally mature, genuine and is ready for something real.

@Akubaruba @Born2winxx @Cristiano @ReubenIyam76235 There was a caught

@Born2winxx @Cristiano @ReubenIyam76235 Shiiiii

What do you think? 😎

@icons_closet Banky W

Who do you see? Lol

@Hisomtheboat Stan is back. He didn't die in that car that he drove into the river. 🧐

Crazy how this fan named Matthew David Hughes broke into Eminem’s house while he was sleeping just to tell Eminem he was going to kill him. He stalked Eminem for six years, and in 2019 he decided to make his first move. He broke into Eminem’s former homes and told the new homeowners he was looking for his “brother Marshall.” In 2020, he went to the main house Eminem actually lives in, broke a window while he was sleeping, and entered the house. He then told Eminem he was going to kill him, but Eminem wrestled him, pinned him down, and escorted him outside until security guards arrived and took over. After being arrested and convicted, the man broke into Eminem’s house again in 2024. He was arrested again, and the court sentenced him to 30 years in prison.

@9jaintelligence @General_Somto If someone has access to YOUR bank app on YOUR phone and you're legible to take loans , you can very easily get loans from the bank using the app. Naija intel wey no get intel

@General_Somto Borrowed 1.3m from GT Bank without her consent? HOw's that even possible!! una just think say we be mumu for this country. and it's always this gender with their Mumu Mumu Emotional Blackmail.. we seen it before in Mirabel's and Blessing CEO cases. I'm never surprised

“Please, If You Can Japa From Nigeria, Do It. The Country No Longer Feels Safe Under Tinubu. I’m So Angry And Sad. Nigeria Has Finally Happened To My Family. My Sister Was Robbed And Ass@ulted In Maitama, Abuja. They Didn’t Just Take Her Savings, They Also Borrowed Over ₦1.3 Million From Her GTBank Account And Put It On a 12-Month Repayment Plan.”💔

Pls repost, Nigerians will be liberated.

@gistwurld0 This one owes palmpay plenty money in his former life. He has not realised yet that he doesn't have to pay the money again #Satoshi#

What do you think will be on the kids mind? Chelsea Pandora Pamilerin Zubby Micheal Satoshi Abike Mr Bayo Pedri and Yamal Wizkid FC

Please, I humbly ask for your help to repost this so it can reach a wider audience 🙏💔 Another day, another cry for help. We are still struggling to clear my mum’s debt from the ransom we had to pay to secure her safety. Right now, we still have an outstanding balance of ₦4.5 million, and the pressure from the lenders is becoming unbearable every single day. My mum is no longer herself. The emotional and financial stress is taking a serious toll on her, and it’s breaking me to watch her go through this. We have tried everything we can, but we cannot do this alone anymore. Please, I’m begging for your support—any amount you can give will go a long way. And if you’re unable to donate, kindly help me repost this. You might be the reason help finds us. Outstanding balance of ₦4.5 million Acc Details; Acc Name: OLANIYI GBOLAHAN Acc Number: 2088772282 UBA May God bless and reward everyone who supports us in this difficult time. 🙏💔

@DJ_TUNEZ You for wait 3 days and 3 nights make we do Easter again

OGBAFIA NUMBER 1 DON WAKE OOO!

@DavidHundeyin As I was reading the tweet, I had the feeling my name will be mentioned and it eventually was 😪😄. Im employed and I don't play sportybet

There was a time on Twitter NG when once you'd see a handle called "Yusuf" or "Abubakar" or "Abdullahi", you knew you were about to hear the dumbest, most delusional word salad in defense of anything related to Muhammadu Buhari. Then a few years later, once you saw "Niyi", "Segun" or "Yemi", you knew you were about to hear some brain dead, mentally deranged nonsense in support of anything to do with Bola Tinubu. Now history is repeating itself, because once you see "Chidi", "China" or "Emeka", you know you're about to hear something completely unhinged and mentally retarded in support of anything to do with Israel or Donald Trump. It's weirdly comforting to see these patterns play out, because it reaffirms what I have always known - Nigerians collectively exist at the exact same mental level. Some Nigerians have managed to convince themselves that their ethnic group is somehow less ignorant than other ones, but the reality is that all of you are the exact same kind of low-information dummy. Whether it's Yusuf that shines shoes, or unemployed Kunle that plays Sportybet, or spare parts Chidi, all of you are EXACTLY as retarded as each other, and you deserve to be in the same country with each other. There will be no Arewa Republic, Oduduwa Republic or Biafra - all of you are either going to develop brains together, or you will die together as you've been doing. Whenever you wake up.

@iamtibusiso @drealbigvirg I read and reread wondering how someone lying down will get up, go to where they keep garri, take a handful and throw it in the air. Na the 4th time I understand say na vomit you dey talk

Reminds me of when my cousins were robbed in cocaine avenue festac, my uncle said the kids were arguing about lying down opposite each other when one of them threw up garri. The robber asked why they threw up garri and they told her that was dinner, she felt bad for them slapped my uncle 4 times and gave the kids bundles of 50 naira notes 4 each left them alone and promised no one would ever rob their house again. Since then mans never joked with his kids again till they left for canada years later.

@Chibella_Chan3 @newlydead147 Happy future married life

@newlydead147 @ladenz I'll DM you the answer. DM me.

On bumble, I matched with a guy in Japan that looked cute, but it was hard to tell with his terrible quality profile photos. He also had no bio or anything. As such, I ignored him for a while. Eventually we did go out on a date. When I walked up to him, he started talking, but punctuating almost every sentence with the weirdest laugh I had ever heard. It seemed to be a nervous tick. In between all the off-putting laughter, he said he wasn't expecting me to look cuter in person than my profile photos. I was creeped out, but I went along with the date anyway, as he didn't seem dangerous, just weird. He was very nice and attentive to me, and didn't do anything suspicious. I just felt hella embarrassed, because his laugh tick was loud and noticeable to others. He also only did it when speaking to me, as he could talk to staff or others perfectly fine. It was then that I thought about a character that I really like, @dickishly OC Richard. He's also a socially awkward, creepy dude, and perhaps a tamer real life version of him would act similarly to this guy I was on a date with. That helped me to accept his weird laugh, and give him a chance. I'm glad I did, because he became the nicest, ironically most normal, and most well adjusted boyfriend I ever had. His tick did die down, never fully going away, but it became endearing to me. It was a sign of how much I flustered him unlike anyone else. We didn't work out in the end, but I don't regret dating him at all. All our time spent together are happy memories to me.

@Chibella_Chan3 @newlydead147 She no gree answer your question. Don't lose focus bro 😀

@newlydead147 Your profile picture is insane

@InsideLucysHead I'm going to have to block you eventually 😃!!! I can't be laughing like this in a public

Two Italian men get on a bus... They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma, come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down, lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

@Web3Farmercist_ @Berrychexplace 😀. Sorry

@ladenz @Berrychexplace

My cousin Joyce used to live with us and worked at GTB. Sadly, she had an accident and passed away while returning home from work. After her death, something strange started happening. Every evening between 6 and 8 pm, we would hear knocks on the front door, but whenever we checked, no one was there. It went on for days, and we were all really scared. Eventually, my mom called a bricklayer to seal up that door and create a new entrance. From that moment, the knocking completely stopped.