Nb BOB - Both On Board

@gridcustomersuk is there a problem in TA24 area of Somerset. Seem to be without power?

Shout out to the Lockies on the Marsworth flight this morning . no water further up. Some numpty had left paddles open. It took them almost 2 hours to run water through from Tring Summit so that we could float our way up from the second lock and continue our journey. 👏

@CRTBoating @CanalRiverTrust Great news. Look forward to the updates on the upgrades as they happen 👍

Last week it was announced that boater facilities by @canalrivertrust are set to get a boost over the next five years with an additional investment of £4.5 million to upgrade boaters’ facilities across the network in line with the Better Boating Plan 👉 utm.io/uikqw

@Volly_Lockie 😂

@lady4b4 Trouble is BoB there's no bloody lock keepers about.😉😜🤡

Just had a few very pleasant days cruising on the North Oxford. Passing the site of the Easenhall slippage, spotted a fox wandering along the off side. And who would have thought in December on the day storm whatever his name is comes along, I would have to wear SUNGLASSES😎😎🎅

@bagshaw2112 Excellent and scarily so true 🥴

Be careful today #snow It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon it all melted Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

@Volly_Lockie Thank you for another great helpful year 👍

20 boats for our last day of 2024 at Hillmorton. 19 lovely boaters (I'll let you work that out). Already missing the gang. One lady boater couldn't believe the BANTER the lockies have between each other. She looked really shocked. Can't wait for 2025 to see you all again.🤶🧑‍🎄🎅

@CruisingTheCut My gosh. Your twin !

FREE "taster" music lessons in Worcester with my talented sister! See below:

@CruisingTheCut @RealDMitchell Ditto 👍

Dear @RealDMitchell. I have binge-watched Ludwig over two night. It is thoroughly excellent. Please make more.

@FloatMyBoat__ You know there will be a heatwave next month and once you have packed all the summer clothes under the bed

The not so joyous swapping over from summer to winter wardrobe 😂🤣 #narrowboatliving #canallife #narrowboatlife #floatmyboat #LifesBetterByWater #boatsoffacebook #boatsthattweet #boatsofinstagram #tinyhome

@MrNickKnowles Very nicely put ❤️

Thanku everyone for your support & well wishes But let’s all be kind People find themselves in very difficult circumstances atm & it’s not their fault they’re angry When it’s difficult to know who to be angry at then Social Media can be an outlet I understand & am not offended ❤️

@HillmortonLocks @rugbybc @CRTWestMidlands @CRTBoating Well done. Always looks beautiful 👍

We are delighted to announce that we have been awarded a Silver-Gilt in this years @rugbybc #RugbyInBloom competition. We are going to need a bigger trophy cabinet🤣#BoatsThatTweet @CRTWestMidlands @CRTBoating @crtvolunteers

@MrNickKnowles Someone must see this 🤷

Please can you help and spread the word Our lovely Billy from DIY SOS had his car stolen a few days ago, with a rather obvious number plate. Can you RT and see if we can find it for him, as it’s made him awfully sad Thank you everyone

@Volly_Lockie Nicely put Maurice 😉

51 boats at Hillmorton today, how can I say, some with more boating experience than others. Don't forget tomorrow 16th is our macmillan extravaganza. Come along and treat yourself to coffee (or tea) and cake. Thank you in advance. 😀🙂😄

@BoatTimeUK And we have taken a lovely spot just outside Braunston unusually completely empty. Enjoying it totally to ourselves save the cows peering through the hedge #bliss

@Goldilocksboat We left this morning having admired your handiwork yesterday with your pram hood 👍

@lady4b4 Hello there 👍

Feeling satisfied today. What a great mooring for washing and reproofing the boat canopies. Mooring next to a water point and perfect fence to dry them on... @CRTBoating ...making life better by water 🚰💦🤓

@Goldilocksboat And there we are right behind you 👍

Big tick this one. So difficult to find the right mooring and weather conditions to undertake a canopy clean and reproof ✅️😄✅️

@Volly_Lockie Well done on all the good work. It was a hive of activity when we passed through 👍

Fitted new dog poo bin today. Put the box upside down on grass while we creted the new post in. After lunch picked up the box to find guess what in it. I'm sure you guessed. Good to see NB Both on Board @lady4b4 . Sad news lady who collapsed by lock 4 Tuesday saddly passed away😥

@Volly_Lockie That is sad news ☹️