The Lady in the Tree 🌲

The TikToks I’m laughing at rn, starting with PBR Sailor Moon (but a thread):

Wordle 272 6/6 🟨⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 271 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 270 4/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’ma start sharing this thing 🤷🏼‍♀️

@MariahNotCarey_ ✨you’re✨ so gorgeous 💖

@MariahNotCarey_ Thank you 💖🥺

i love you emo batman

@bethakneebee_ Okay but like is there a sale??? I found yarn for like $1 per roll once. I decided a little yarn couldn’t hurt.

fear street trilogy was kinda a genius idea… need more horror trilogies and trilogies in general to bite off that blueprint

Sometimes I forget that my favorite bathroom decor is my painting that says “For a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he!” with a vagina on it. No one has ever seen the musical, but they always appreciate it anyway.

@momo_wally We know good music 🎶

@ladyinthetree I got 1% 😅👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@glazedaries I don’t know about who did, but my brain is screaming that Nat definitely did ✨not✨

I wonder which one of the Yellowjackets believed in y2k

Just kidding! They also unload the dirty dishes back into the sink for no reason!

Me reading about this sunshine protection act

what was the first show you ever went to? not the first edm show, but like your first concert EVER

@juniper___berry The opalescent look on the white roses ✨💖 so pretty!!

My boyfriend brought home some roses for me yesterday 🥰

@JackDevero He told me his other woman was someone his best friend liked but couldn’t talk to bc the best friend had a girlfriend and didn’t wanna cheat. I pointed out that I was the girlfriend of the man actually messaging this girl, and I was told to calm down 🤦‍♀️🙄

I wanna make tiktoks but I feel very nervous to bc I know people on there who are dicks irl and they have 100% sat around me talking shit about other women and I verbally fought them about it. But I don’t wanna know their feelings about me. I’ll just cry lmao

@juniper___berry I feel that! My orange piece is nice, but I have to part my hair down the middle to dye it. I look terrible with a middle part 😂 Hair color is a commitment, but I use the philosophy “it grows back”. Go for what you want! If you don’t like it, color fades. Hair grows.

@ladyinthetree I've been seeing like split blonde&red hair&want it but I don't think it'd work w/ the way that I usually style it & have it parted. It's so wild how much thought has to go into coloring hair, coloring it doesn't style it or make it look great if I don't know what to do w/ it.😂

I have until next Tuesday to figure out what I want to do with my hair and I want to dye it but idk what I want 😩😭