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If I google “how to control my temper” and the only thing suggested is therapy I’m going to break something

I know the bones or no bones reference is four years old at this point but my version of that is if I cry while I listen to Came Out Swinging by The Wonder Years

@PrettyLights I just want to your data person to know that I love them for allowing me to spot a box and whisker plot in the wild

@aunttaytayy LOL I can’t believe you remember that 😂😭

You know what should be illegal? Vitamins that make your pee a weird color without explicit warning

There’s a lot of things to be sad about but I think what makes me the saddest is not realizing until my mid-20’s that I’m naturally a happy/light-hearted person. I deserved better 😭

What happens to a bathroom in a bar to make it permanently smell like piss

@Niick_At_Nightt Same

My top 3

Ok when I was grad school I was trying not to check my grades on my phone in the clerb but now I’m trying not to look at LinkedIn lmao

Getting bottles at a club feels so over the top but also I know we’ll be the easiest table the bottle girl has tonight and for that I’m proud 💅🏻

@DacotaMarie @Kung_Fu_Ken I saw this one at target the other day and it just looked extra sentient

@Kung_Fu_Ken Always scared they’re gunna attack me 😂

I need to know the science behind Walmart crows.. these fkin birds are evolving & they not scared of shit 😂

@Niick_At_Nightt @Apple You know what I say, everyone always says yeehaw but nobody ever asks “haw yee?”

@Apple can we get a sad cowboy emoji? 🤠🤞

@DacotaMarie Lmao dude this has been the red light face masks on my FYP the last few days

I love how the tik tok influencers are like omg you have to try this product it works so gooooood and makes my life so easy…. Price tags $400+ as if the average American just has that to spend on anything lmfao and literally wouldn’t help me at all

@DacotaMarie Dude I was going to tell you and @Niick_At_Nightt that the cat show is the weekend before my birthday 😏

@ladyleeah I’ll remember

Honestly I love being a girly who loves cats and gets cat related gifts but I also really wish I could tell everyone that I really like dinosaurs too

@DacotaMarie I did not read the first tweet in this thread and I thought you were talking about a different kind of 40 but then I was like wait 25 ounces is a weird quantity of beer 😭

Went to grab 40s without paying attention and they were 25s. Not even on the same rack lmao

Putting the weights backs in there LABELED spots is not that fucking hard. I don’t care if you’re new to the gym or not

I’m happy to announce that the glasses have been recovered unharmed from a slightly inconspicuous area near the couch where I usually set them as I unwind for the evening

Somehow I lost my glasses in the 600 square foot space of bedroom/living room/kitchen that I’ve been in tonight and I’m a little sad but above all confused 😐😭

By our I mean Dylan and I and by working theory I mean there’s no way that happened but nothing else seems to make MORE sense

It all started when I saw a raccoon on my back porch before I changed out of my work clothes. Our working theory is that I must have given the raccoon my glasses