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Leeah

@ladyleeah

well shoot. this is a lot of pressure.

Kansas, USA Katılım Nisan 2010
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Leeah@ladyleeah·
If I google “how to control my temper” and the only thing suggested is therapy I’m going to break something
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I know the bones or no bones reference is four years old at this point but my version of that is if I cry while I listen to Came Out Swinging by The Wonder Years
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@PrettyLights I just want to your data person to know that I love them for allowing me to spot a box and whisker plot in the wild
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@aunttaytayy LOL I can’t believe you remember that 😂😭
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You know what should be illegal? Vitamins that make your pee a weird color without explicit warning
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There’s a lot of things to be sad about but I think what makes me the saddest is not realizing until my mid-20’s that I’m naturally a happy/light-hearted person. I deserved better 😭
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What happens to a bathroom in a bar to make it permanently smell like piss
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Ok when I was grad school I was trying not to check my grades on my phone in the clerb but now I’m trying not to look at LinkedIn lmao
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Getting bottles at a club feels so over the top but also I know we’ll be the easiest table the bottle girl has tonight and for that I’m proud 💅🏻
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Dacota@DacotaMarie·
@Kung_Fu_Ken Always scared they’re gunna attack me 😂
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@Niick_At_Nightt @Apple You know what I say, everyone always says yeehaw but nobody ever asks “haw yee?”
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Leeah@ladyleeah·
@DacotaMarie Lmao dude this has been the red light face masks on my FYP the last few days
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Dacota@DacotaMarie·
I love how the tik tok influencers are like omg you have to try this product it works so gooooood and makes my life so easy…. Price tags $400+ as if the average American just has that to spend on anything lmfao and literally wouldn’t help me at all
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Leeah@ladyleeah·
Honestly I love being a girly who loves cats and gets cat related gifts but I also really wish I could tell everyone that I really like dinosaurs too
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@DacotaMarie I did not read the first tweet in this thread and I thought you were talking about a different kind of 40 but then I was like wait 25 ounces is a weird quantity of beer 😭
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Dacota@DacotaMarie·
Went to grab 40s without paying attention and they were 25s. Not even on the same rack lmao
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Dacota@DacotaMarie·
Putting the weights backs in there LABELED spots is not that fucking hard. I don’t care if you’re new to the gym or not
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Leeah@ladyleeah·
I’m happy to announce that the glasses have been recovered unharmed from a slightly inconspicuous area near the couch where I usually set them as I unwind for the evening
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Leeah@ladyleeah·
Somehow I lost my glasses in the 600 square foot space of bedroom/living room/kitchen that I’ve been in tonight and I’m a little sad but above all confused 😐😭
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By our I mean Dylan and I and by working theory I mean there’s no way that happened but nothing else seems to make MORE sense
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It all started when I saw a raccoon on my back porch before I changed out of my work clothes. Our working theory is that I must have given the raccoon my glasses
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