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My dad hasn’t been to America in 12 years and of course the first place he wanna eat is red lobster for the cheddar biscuits 😂 so guess where we’re going

I need a Druski and Jordyn Lucas collab asap

950 billion dumped into the stock market alone today is insane

Liking a man is like sitting under a bird that you know is eventually gonna take a shit on you

My problem is, I wanna b the only one at the gym when I go

The feminine urge to compliment every pretty girl I see

it’s sad because i know you really wanna go on walks at night and clear your mind but you’re a girl

How life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

sexiness aside, i hope y'all kno im smart and funny and real and cool and

I read back through some of the papers I wrote pre chat gpt and damn I’m kind of a smarty

Whatever whoever I’ve wanted I’ve gotten, just eventually realized thats not really what I wanted 🤷🏻‍♀️

I hope everyone’s outside taking advantage of this beautiful Florida weather we’re having today

Me commenting under your picture on instagram alone is going to automatically get you 4 new bitches on your d you’re welcome

Eid Mubarak 💕🤲🏼

I cut my finger so bad today I fainted on the kitchen floor 😂 I’m laughing now but that was lowkey one of the scarier moments of my life

@zibarro Tomato’s go on everything but burgers

no woman is all 3: 1. funny 2. beautiful 3. likes tomatoes on their burger

Over and over, in this lifetime and the next 🤞🏼

I know that storms about to be bad the way every airline is canceling every single flight rn

Fuck getting shot, you ever broke up with the love of your life right before a 13 hr flight?

I wish there was a way I could hear all the voicemails I’ve ever left