krysta

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I love Evan so much ok bye

I’m actually the richest person alive because I have a partner who loves me without limitation

What someone’s AirPod case looks like is between them and god

EYE opening stuff has happened for me in the past few weeks Anyways… im at peace

Still thinking about the customer who told me I look like Liv Tyler in Armageddon

I would do NASTY things for a smore

all branches of the US government uniting across the aisle to ban a social media app this quickly while ignoring school shootings for years, ignoring women’s health, healthcare, homelessness, etc etc should radicalize the fuck out of you btw 🤍

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

So now what do I do.

a real man never speaks ill of jeff the land shark

galinda meeting boq:

why the coach kinda…

it’s a humbling experience being a Bears fan

people be sooo bad at customer service these days istg

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll have new pics for his dating app profiles.

it’s always digital footprint this digital footprint that.. then ok.. where are all my MySpace photos ????

I cant sleep. What a truly embarrassing disappointment of a country

"Women have very little idea of how much men hate them." -Germaine Greer

Twitter on Election Day:

Bring back men in vintage 501s