whimsy, lady of cats

@wirecutter just got an email from Automatic (the car computer) and they’re shutting down this month!

What does Denmark, Iceland, Finland, Germany, New Zealand, Norway and Taiwan have in common? Low coronavirus death rates. Anything else? High testing rate. And? Taking the virus seriously from day one. Aaand? They 👏🏼 all 👏🏼 have 👏🏼 female 👏🏼 leaders.

@mattgemmell @erynofwales Georgia has pollen season. Season. Pollen season.

@erynofwales It’s the dust and plant sap etc in this warm weather that’s the big problem. 😣 It lightens by about a shade a week between washes!

Tomorrow-Matt is in my debt, because I washed this thing today instead. Got it done this morning while it was cool, just before the direct sunlight came over. 👌

The Cassette implies the existence of the much larger, rarely seen Cass.

muslims believe the devil is chained up for the month of ramadan so if you don’t get a text from your ex this month they’re probably shaiytan

If we go beyond 40 days will quarantine become cinquantine (50), sessantine (60) & so on.

@gembarrett @pilky Depends on what you’re looking for! I like Todoist for robust project organization; TickTick is more robust and @wirecutter likes it; they also recommend Things :)

we're getting pretty deep into 'don't believe your ears' territory also what's funny is that this is an implicit rebuke of what POTUS actually said

This man is my hero 😂

@FoxyRoxyFashion I read your post on HuffPo, and BRAVA! Also, you look *gorgeous!*

@wookiee It’s very boomer

@ladywhimsy Answering the phone to request a callback is the weirdest thing to me.

Am I the only one who gets slightly weirded out when I call my mom and she says, “hey sweetie can I call you back?” with no explanation? Usually she adds, “I’m just talking to Joe [my brother].”

@ashly_burch LOVE you on Mythic Quest :) was stoked to see you pop up!! ( #critter)

Let’s talk about fairness, Mitch. NYS puts $116 billion more into the federal pot than we take out. Kentucky TAKES $148 billion more from the federal pot than they put in. But we don't deserve help now because the 15,000 people who died here were predominately democrats?

@shedd_aquarium How long can they hang out outside water?

Even octopuses participate in enrichment! 🐙 Enrichment sessions where animals can play, explore and tap into natural behaviors are an important part of the day. See if you can spot where Bowie changes his color and pattern! (1/2)

@whakkee Lol, she wasn’t breathless when she answered thank god. They were watching Double Indemnity :P

@KyleHughes I LOVE it

The Get Up! Mix from Apple Music is the best personalized playlist on any streaming music platform. Every week it’s full of absolute bangers that I’ve never heard and instantly love. None of the other personalized playlists have a hit-rate anywhere near it.

Update: mom called back, they were watching a movie 😂

Me and the boys made Guy Scouts and we are thriving I just got a badge for having too many HDMI cables and Dave got a badge for emotional honesty

Cat saliva is a natural disinfectant and deodorant. Cat purring is at a frequency that promotes tissue healing and regeneration. Cats don’t have attached collarbones so their body fits through anything their head can humans bite the inside of their own mouths while eating