Laura Frew

Why can't it be' Farmer wants a farmer to help with farming'?

I'm doing these tweets for a gig #DYKWIA which I pronounce dickweea. Is that phonetically correct @MrJoshEarl? #thistweetisalsonotincluded

Sam does not like that I introduce him as my life partner. Instead he would like to be called my permaboy. Other options were heavy-boyfriend or stickyman.

Somehow until last week, my boyfriend had never heard the phrase, "I'm going to drop the kids off at the pool". He is 30. He thinks it is the funniest joke ever created.

Dad accidentally took the dog's pills instead of his. When questioned he responded "I'm a dog, woof, woof". I didn't realise #dogforadad

In Perth rather waiting in line at Spotlight for fabric cut for masks, people just walked out, and the staff let them... That's why they've got more masks than we do. #siksiksiktoria

i'm going to write 4 tweets today. this is not included

Is someone going to make Kath and Kim the musical? Can you do it @gilliancosgriff that way it will be good.

Is it bin night yet?

I determine the days by bin night now. It's the only contstant. Praise to the garbos 🙏

Nice write up in the sydneymorningherald for @fringewivesclub 's GLITTERY CLITTERY . . . Catch us @griffintheatre playing till July 20th 💖💖💖 #glamtavism @ Griffin Theatre Company instagram.com/p/BzuB1UzgAkq/…

Yesterday we opened @fringewivesclub Glittery Clittery @griffintheatre in Sydney. Honoured to be on stage with these talented ladies. Come see us were are here for two weeks. @ Griffin Theatre Company instagram.com/p/Bzre06xgCUG/…

Very excited to be heading to @griffintheatre with the amazing @fringewivesclub for a season of the award winning Glittery Clittery 🧖💖💃 . . . #glamtavism #iamwife #wyfelyfe @ Griffin Theatre Company instagram.com/p/BzhugbPA1Sv/…

1 week till you get to see the funniest kids in Melbourne do a one night only special show for you. We are so excited 😄 auntydonna and @TVGLICHOOKAS will be joining us for our fundrasier night. Book your tickets… instagram.com/p/By9xuzLgrnm/…

Look out Melbourne. @lafrew1 are bringing Adventure Show back for 1 night only. 28th of June thetoffintown with special guests @AuntyDonnaBoys plus heaps of fun extras. Book it babies ❤️ . . . Ticket link in bio or… instagram.com/p/ByUjRLMg2_o/…

Oi Sydney, we' re doing #frockinghilarious tonight. Also opening our @syd_comedy_fest show tonight. #busymums. We're here till sat. Get in quick. . . . @actionaid_aus @ Enmore Theatre instagram.com/p/BxgZUYmBSqR/…

Double Denim is coming to Sydney. Book your tickets quick sticks 👖👖💕💕 @ The Factory Theatre instagram.com/p/BxdclDJB2O0/…

These two silly idiots are bringing Adventure Show to Sydney next week, book your tickets 👖👖💕💕 @lafrew1 @syd_comedy_fest @ The Factory Theatre instagram.com/p/BxR2R-RA06T/…

Wow I'm having a bloody good festival. 2 nights left. Dont miss @fringewivesclub. Cheap tix on Sunday with code word 'bunny' @ Malthouse Theatre instagram.com/p/BwdfjDhhItY/…

That's tonight. TONIGHT!!! Get your tickets to our extra show 11.15pm town hall. I'm doing 3 shows back to back... t's gonna be loose. Passholders welcome. @micomfestival instagram.com/p/Bwa45wKBT7y/…