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@lagerandkettle

it's like god spilled a person// I sit and have a couple beers and talk a lot

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Kathleen@tmszhjh88·
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rory@lagerandkettle·
@animalkyat well, CLEARLY, you're not alone. you got a little pal cheering you on!
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癒しの動物@animalkyat·
最近行きつけの店に現れてぼっちで食べてる俺を見て笑いかけてくるコーギー見て
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rory@lagerandkettle·
okayyy the 4 o'clock biddies need to be here nowww im over it
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rory@lagerandkettle·
i was absolutely not ready and ugly cried for about 20 minutes but my friend asked to borrow it so now i have someone to talk to about it 😎
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rory@lagerandkettle·
i am officially 200 pages into SOTR i don't think im ready :(
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rory@lagerandkettle·
@hirofusagi @starz_perv I would just take a clean wash cloth to the tub with me just to suck the water out of it 😅
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peter@hirofusagi·
who else used to suck the water out their wet hair as a kid
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rory@lagerandkettle·
@hqlflost not gonna Google it not gonna ask someone to tell me it I guess I will stay oblivious on this front. i don't know it and will keep it that way 🤷
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wylan .ᐟ@hqlflost·
had to google p slur and it immediately stated it was a UK thing why are americans catching strays 😭
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🍂@Lovandfear·
WHEN I'M GONE, PLANT CATNIP ON MY GRAVE. I WANT TO BE VISITED BY LOTS & LOTS OF CATS🥹🩷🩷
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fishious
fishious@fishquichee·
If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know
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⚚Sage@belikesagee·
Sorry I can't come today I have plans. My plans:
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rory@lagerandkettle·
update: he took a look at me and said oh that's your lupus so maybe no work tomorrow 😭
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rory@lagerandkettle·
my boyfriend knows me so well but also his assessment of "you don't have a fever you just have to work tomorrow" is wrong and completely rejected
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sammie
sammie@rockstarkittn·
thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack
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microplastics rectifier
microplastics rectifier@facetedcarapace·
I think all of you that cannot imagine an apple or whatever in your head shouldn't be able to vote or drive a car
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rory@lagerandkettle·
@Charlygotyou yeah that but I tried coke and suddenly could manage daily household tasks
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ten years before i knew I had ADHD i took adderall at a music festival. my friends were all jacked up and dancing but I was like “it’s suddenly manageable for me to sit calmly under this tree and reply to some text messages”
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rory@lagerandkettle·
@Zeeshyttt you can do the same thing at a bar with shots lolol
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BIG LEGACY
BIG LEGACY@Zeeshyttt·
my highschool gf used to go to parties and say she never smoked weed before and guys would smoke us out for free every time. she did this like 50 times
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