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when she thinks she thes the most important thing to me but doesnt know the effect 2015 oliver francis had on a 14 year old me

block dat bitch on counterstrike 2 block dat bitch on steam block dat bitch on counter strike global offensive block dat bitch on counter strike source block dat bitch on left 4 dead 2

just had an american friend who is 27 years old say to me, “it’s spring break i’m just chilling atm” had to physically pause u ain’t been in school since the obama administration bro

yeah my bad ill stop griefing while i keep getting blatant cheaters on my teams

no babe i’m not mad at u im just waiting for my neural pathways to connect as i just woke up .4 seconds ago at 6:17am

walking around melbourne at 5 am makes u realise this city is genuinely lore accurate gotham, i just had three women bark at me and a homeless dude ask if i want to buy heroin

pulling up to the function uninvited and throwing a bag of fentanyl into the ceiling fan >

if u get panic attacks when ur high or drunk u aren’t a pure soul, i receive nothing but the giggles

getting hungry jacks then pulling into a parking spot in the same lot and watching police body cam videos is an experience that can’t be described by words

i do not trust people with for you pages that are just triple platinum viral videos

do not leave me alone in the room during the pumpkin carving session

instagram added that “send to new group chat” when u select more than one person to send a reel to cuz one of their developers got cheated on 100%

i don’t wanna crack champagne in the club or talk to hoes, i wanna sit in my homies low rent shithole apartment and play halo 3 on the 360 that sounds like a fighter jet cuz the fans are fucked

i would rather put a tooth pick under my toenail and kick a wall at mach 1 than find out my bitch playing imsg 8ball pool with some guy

taking melatonin to sleep gotta be top 5 worst ideas, dreamin last night i kicked over a liquor store with a down syndrome kid and he boomed the cashier

after the link don’t hit my jack talkin bout some “made it home safe x” on vice lord i don’t give a fuck

asked shawty why her snap score jumped by 12 when she launched that jpeg my way n got blocked

this mexican cartel boss being killed just quintupled the price of pow at revs im livid

getting banned on uber has a fucking nightmare im not the best designated driver either im at the point if i mow down two more people in my truck im gonna unlock gold camo