Randy Laird

[Parent win at snack time! My 5yo taught me how to make fruit skewers that taste 10x better with extra laughs and zero complaints #ParentingWin #FamilyFun]，

Just strolling and caught this perfect glow on the city wall at golden hour. Magic little moment

Hey club members! Our upcoming DIY craft workshop is this Saturday, 2pm at Community Center. Come make cute keychains with us, all materials are free! Sign up via link in bio. Don’t miss it!

Today we flip the tassel, close one chapter, and walk into the next—proud of every late night, every hard step, and the people who walked this journey with us. Grad 2024, we did this!，

Today my office printer decided it only speaks meme language—spat out a page that said ‘ERROR 404: Coffee Found’ right after I printed my deadline report. Guess it’s judging my work ethic AND my caffeine level.

Tiny daily upgrades beat big occasional leaps—spend 10 mins learning one new English phrase today, you’ll build fluency faster than you think

This weekend’s best highlight: homemade pancakes with the whole family, laughter filling every corner of the kitchen, no fancy plans needed just pure warmth.

Just grabbed a warm crote with creamy cheese and fresh berries from the corner café—best 10-minute pick-me-up ever!

Crazy busy workday calls for this cozy homemade tomato basil pasta Quick to whip up, so savory and perfect for a little mid-week pick-me-up!，

Spent the evening baking chocolate chip cookies with my little sibling—messy hands, extra chips, and way too many laughs, that’s the best kind of family time!，

"Turn old glass jars into cute herb planters! Clean → paint → add soil/seeds → done. Zero waste, fresh herbs daily. #Upcycle #DIY #ZeroWaste"

"Weekend vibes = messy blankets, board games, and endless laughs with my favorite crew #FamilyTime #SlowDays"

"New trailer drop! A small-town detective uncovers a decades-old secret that could tear their community apart. Who’s hiding the truth ♂ #MysteryFilm #UpcomingRelease"

Stealing 5 mins to stare at the window—clouds are my today’s “meeting agenda” #SlackTimeVibes

Going for a walk.....old tan women scare me.

@danieltosh beside being a comedian, what else did you want to do as a profession?

Should babies be permitted into the theatre?

@danieltosh #broken english

@parker1978 for some stupid reason, I accidentally stopped following you. #mistake

@danieltosh leave it, you can alway win a one at the black jack tables.