Jay-Z Daily

Someone needs to open a bar called "The Gym". Then I too can be annoying on Facebook by posting how I'm always at the gym.

It's only Monday and I'm already thinking about the weekend.

"In the midst of all your misery, nigga, stay fly / Never let 'em see you frown, even smile when you down" #ThisLifeForever

Get stoned and start your day right.

You want me to chase you? I don't even chase my liquor.

If your boyfriend remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small titties.

I've read about how bad drinking beer can be, so I gave up reading.

You niggas want KUSH we got ounces you niggas want cookies we got pounds.

I need a blunt.

Blunts and blow jobs.

Bitches ponytails be shorter than nail-polish brushes. Bitches be looking like (•_ •]`

Go out there and be amazing.

"I rather die enormous than live dormant, that's how we on it" #CanILive

#SongsIWillAlwaysLove "Song Cry"

Did Jay-Z ever get that dirt off his shoulder?

"Men lie...women lie...numbers DON'T!!" #Reminder

"Shawty must've heard, got the word, I move that D / Had it by her bladder, she like 'oh I gotta pee'" #TalkThatTalk

"Ball out, until I fall out / Stick thick chicks, try ta tear they wall out" #What_The_Game_Made_Me

"They're all actors, lookin' at themselves in the mirror backwards...can't even face themselves" #IgnorantShit

"I don't do too much bloggin / I just run the town, I don't do too much joggin" #Light_Up